BlueDotty1
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That's probably why Bill hates it so much. The French lyrics are talking about how women like sex, too, even if people think they don't!

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SHOCKED.

I'm glad Bill finally brings up an important point, that if you have sex in the back of a limousine you will absolutely get pregnant with an unwanted child.

*While watching the opening Buttercup Westley scenes in The Princess Bride*

"Hey, you're a black man. Let me talk at you about a black woman and her choices. Then explain her to me in white man words I might understand."'

As a straight white man may I please, please, please be an authority here for just a brief moment and say that everyone should ignore every single utterance that Bill O'Reilly makes?

No worries, he won't stop giving them.

It's the weirdest thing - Beyonce is a married straight woman who has a child. It is literally the only kind of woman that Fox News says SHOULD be having sex. Oh right, they're still not supposed to talk about it. Or have financial autonomy. Or be feminists. My bad.

Not gonna say it ... Nope. Not gonna say it.

WILL HE BE DOING AN AUDIO BOOK?!

HUGE Simpson fan - Edna Krabappel is a brilliant character.

Hey, I recently overheard a preteen girl tell her friend on the subway that "One Direction is our generation's Jonas Brothers," so I don't know anything anymore.

Please don't be softball coaches, please don't be softball coaches, please don't be...gotdamnit...

Oh my god, this is great.

The only time I've ever been starstruck in my life is when I met Rev Jackson at Operation P.U.S.H when I was a freshman in high school. That was 22 years ago and I will never forget it. Hearing that man speak is incredible.

Yes! I saw him give a speech live in 1988 (campaigning for Dukakis), and he was among the top three I've ever seen.

Baa baa CPAC, have you any fools?
Yes sir, yes sir, Palin and Cruz.
One for the racists and one for the lame
And one for the rednecks who live down the lane.
Baa baa CPAC, have you any fools?
Yes sir, yes sir, they're all tools.

You can't compete with such a master orator.