No, no, no, no—do your research, dammit. That white stuff is all the evil spirits sucked up out of your body. See they live inside your belly and they make you sick by poisoning you with their evil magic spells. They get inside there from when you listen to the rock music. That's how it works. There's is another way…

Duh, everyone knows Repubs use Grindr and Rentboy. Craigslist is so passe.

Please stop trying to bring critical thinking and common sense into this.

You are missing the important point here.
Why did she name her band after a strip club?

Finally. Finally white people get to tell their side of the story.

"Please forgive us if we innocently adorn ourselves in your beautiful things."

It's just amazing how great we white people are at deciding what is and is not racist. We've been on an amazingly lucky streak so far too, not one single thing we have ever done qualifies somehow!

The commenting on this began last night, when the photo was posted to Facebook. It was entitled "Appropriate Culturation". I have 5 pages of screenshots of negative comments and feedback, all of which were deleted by Pink Pony, leaving nothing but glowing praise.

As an Oklahoman, and a white person who works for a Native owned company with mostly Native non-profit clients... no. No. No no no. NO NO NO NO NO. All the fucking NOs.

Guys, she doesn't see color!!!

"GOP minority outreach" for the winner.

She absolutely knew she was shit-stirring here, elsewhere the photo was captioned "Appropriate Culturation." She's awful and just wants attention for her band. All her responses to critics on Pink Pony's page are like this:

I had never heard of him and had to look him up. I was very surprised to discover he's not the 80-year-old curmudgeonly asshole he sounds like; instead, he's a 55-year-old curmudgeonly asshole. In a Rolling Stone article, he says, "In your 40s and 50s, things can change in ways that upset the order of things that have…

I feel like the whole quote hit some sort of buzzword bingo jackpot.

In fairness, I think "gender fascist" would translate more directly to femussolini, wouldn't it?

Oh god, I just realized that "gender fascism" is his pseudo-intellectual way of saying "feminazi" without revealing what an utter sell-out he is (always was) to any of his faux progressive punk ideals because he knows that only brainless douchecanoes use that word sans irony.

Oh, so learning to "glean the complexities of real life and love" = being a serious asshat to your lifelong companion and then, when found out and called out on said asshattery, turning that shit 180 to deflect, deflect, deflect instead of admitting fault beyond a glib explanation? Well, fuck, and here I thought I had…

Thurston Moore: The elder statesman of the "guitar guy at the party" crowd. Still substituting condescension and words he learned in high school philosophy class for actual argument. If only we could understand the complexity and depth of his love.

For those of you who don't yet speak dick, let me translate:

"...but i'm sure they're having a bit of online fun and when they grow up maybe they'll glean the complexities of real life and love..."