OMG. I used to run home from school every day and NO ONE COULD TALK TO ME while GH was on. I loved Bobbi. Those were some awesome soap opera days. Leslie and Alan Quartermaine, and then fuckin' Robert Scorpio and Holly and then ANNA with the scar on her face hidden by her hair, and their little daughter Robin who was…

I'm here for the slutty kettle party.

Noah Drake was hot dreamy and perfect. Rick Springfield was a creep.

Epic Shade.

Bobbie got Dr. Noah Drake, so she won everything.

Hah! About this time, my friend was rumored in tabloids to be involved with the actor who played Scottie, whose character I wanted to be involved with the evil hot red-headed ex-hooker nurse with a heart of gold Bobbie, instead of the insipid Laura, who instead fell in love with and married her rapist, Luke (Bobbie's…

Haha same. It was even more win because my name is Beatrice so my reaction to getting that was basically this:

Agencies/paparazzi should set up fun photo booths, like one would see at a Bar Mitzvah or a fundraising gala, at places celebrities frequent with their families (nice beaches, fancy shopping plazas, as close as legally possible to posh private schools with heavy celebrity-kid attendance, etc) and then the famous…

"Yea, and the position of your seatback shall be upright upon landing, lest thou face the wrath of the cabin staff..."

I got his short mothers problem solved. I am 5'1" and I have kids.

From the Jet Age Bible Edition.

Like an invasive species, Slutticus slut has dwindled the Slavius Wife species down to near nothing. By giving men milk instead of being a bought cow, Sluts spread a disease that infects Wives in their vulnerable developmental stage. As a result, Wives become Sluts who free range and think all independent like.

"I'm not sexist, I'm married to a woman"...

I'M NOT RACIST I TOTALLY LET BLACK PEOPLE ASSOCIATE WITH ME WITHOUT ENSLAVING THEM.

"Adele Dazim." Nailed it, Travolta.

Ellen is so organically funny ... what happened here?

Bitch, check your outside-out privelege.

Flesh colored is the best...those people who are inside out are icky.