I think I would totally loathe the guy I did it with for the first time, if I ever bumped (ha!) into him again. I barely liked him then, but I disliked being a virgin more.

I wish I could draw or Photoshop to create the image I have in my mind of Björk in a swan costume, her arms and legs dangling as she hangs from some suburban dad's baby holster.

Pfft. Moses ain't nothin'. Hammurabi was the shit.

"These Uggs are suede and it's RAINING, people! Do you think I have a Princess Kate bubble or something?"

I was really, really hoping for baby Björn-style. I am disappoint.

It has seemed to me for a long while that being a royal in Britain must be the most boring job on the planet, worse than plain old politician. You have to look perfect all the time, be pleasant to everyone, listen to long speeches about things you may or may not care about, roll with any sort of weirdness you're told…

Reading the comments she has made is more disturbing to me than the article itself. People keep telling her that her REAL, FULL name is on her ultrasounds, but she keeps posting them. The ultrasound she posts as a kind of trump card ("look at this and tell me you don't see a fetus!") is absolutely blank, but when…

Those hundreds of millions of dollars would have predicted a Hillary candidacy in 2008 before Obama happened. I agree that a lot of money gets spent trying to craft the perfect campaign, message, etc., but I think anyone who remembers 2008 must acknowledge that ideas and excitement can completely overwhelm predictions.

I know that's what some Dems are afraid of, but I don't think we've really given it a chance. Republicans are clearly not afraid of going to the farthest right extreme, and the left has done nothing to counter it. How do we know people are turned off if we don't try to frame the debate the way WE see it?

Who is that?

Even better!

Yeah, maybe we're not ready for that (though FDR did okay).

I almost with a real progressive would run just to drag Hillary a bit to the left. Isn't Bernie Sanders considering that, or was that another dream I had?

Well, when she first started out she was going to use the name "Whoopi Cuchon" (imagine French accent) because she was flatulent and found it funny. I think she said her grandma talked her out of it.

True story, y'all: I was once subjected to a George Will speech at an event at which my hubs got a big professional designation. It was at a nice hotel in downtown Atlanta, but I remember thinking: "does this dude need money so much he'd do events in conference rooms?"

I've been fantasizing about a Franken/Warren ticket, lately. Why not some real progressives for a change?

I want this speech on an MP3 so I can play it any time some idiot says feminism isn't necessary any more.

I think you miss the point of these tchotchkes.

It was common knowledge for those who believed it at the time. For others (and I guarantee-damn-tee you Fox was in this camp): it was "a few bad apples/why do you hate freedom?" head-in-the-sand denial. This report makes those denials moot.

Maybe it's because I'm from Georgia, but I've always enjoyed the double entendre of "eat a peach".