File under "washable everything": LUNCH BOXES!!!! WTF, Pottery Barn?!?!?

It's not a big role, but I won't even spoil it for you- go back and watch it again and tell me what you think. He did this role at the peak of his Sexiest Man Alive thing- I thought it was pretty bold.

Are you saying that my earlobe liposuction was frivolous? My earrings are size 00, now.

It's where your thigh gap goes on vacation.

This is really a propos of nothing, but Kim looks a lot like Khloe on that InTouch cover. Wasn't there a rumor about them having different dads at some point because they look so different or something?

Note to my kids: I will find out if you are factoring this shit into your college decisions.

He was great in "12 Monkeys," too!

Somewhere along the line I think he decided if he stuck his jaw out like a bulldog's he would be taken more seriously as an actor. I am also in the "wouldn't kick him out of bed!" club, but Interview/Legends Brad will always have my heart.

That's hilarious!

And another dayum. Swoon!

Dayum, dayum, daaaaayum. Thank you.

I am selling "meaning-instilled moments" on my lifestyle blog. They're like Twinkies.

Am I the only one to think J. Peterman should sue all these people for stealing his mojo?

Not snarking, just saying: BP, not a fan of the oil slick. It's your hair, but I miss the "Interview/Legends" hair.

I thought so. I know that's how most people know her now, but I wanted to point out her long and interesting career rather than reduce her to "the mom" on anything. Old Person Syndrome, here!

Is "the mom from Downton" Oscar-nominee Elizabeth McGovern?

If he's directing her in a movie, she'll get a good look at how he really deals with conflict and disagreements. If that doesn't warn her off, nothing will!

This is the last time I eat fiber before a movie premier!

Well, I got into a debate with Yankee hubby over the meaning of the word "toboggan" this morning, so I give up.

That's why I've started splitting mine, really- the sugar can overwhelm the taste of tea.