Yup!

First thing you do is check your white privilege.

Kitchen Confidential is still a great book, I dont care how he got his dope. This is some bullshit to be in the catalog though. Well its not, only it is now after ripping on others so fervently and pretending there is some code to not selling out

I bet there’s some real beautiful nature in South Dakota. Also, it’s corny, but I’d love to see Mount Rushmore, it seems pretty impressive.

I say this as someone who just drove across South Dakota..... There is NOTHING good about that state.

They’re both way better than Pennsylvania and/or Delaware.

(North) Jersey is in the pizza belt and didn’t vote for Trump. Those two things alone mean we can’t be the worst state.

I would also take the crab eating red-necks any day but the part of MD that I live in has very few. There are 2 Marylands- southern/western + eastern shore (the crab eating red-necks) and “central” Maryland. Central MD is the Annapolis/DC crowd and good god, they are awful. You know those people that make HOA’s…

I live equidistant from New Jersey and Maryland. I will take those crab-eating red necks over those half-assed, inferiority complex having, shitty-beach possessing, round-about loving dickheads in Jersey any day.

The butler is such a slut.

I’m honestly glad to hear it. Extending the cars only/cars trucks busses divide down to exit 6 made the southbound drive much better, but I don’t make the trek as often anymore.

Mystic is good (not the Seaport part). New Haven has awesome pizza.

So is Jeffrey

Seriously. Its one of the best traditions.

Don’t worry, no Jew has ever ordered anything from Williams Sonoma. I’m pretty sure they have an official policy of no0t letting us do so if we were to ever try, like with Ford dealerships.

Heil No.

I have used and loved my standard-issue Moka forever. Now that I know the Alpina exists... I must have it.

Unabashedly would own and use those tartan Le Creuset pots. Same goes for a Bialetti Moka Alpina. That would be the extent of variance from accepted taste in my kitchen.

I don’t think I’m comfortable with the only Jewish item in this catalog being made by fucking Nordic Ware.

I think I look forward to this article every year with increasingly more anticipation than I do actual Christmas.