Get well soon, Drew! I’m not even much of a sports fan, but you’re one of the main reasons I check Deadspin. Your writing is top-notch. You are missed.

When she was on NCIS, she made that boring-ass show actually almost-worth watching for one episode. True fact!

Sounds like you need to hire an immigration lawyer to cut through the red tape.

That minister was a Douchebag with a capital D.

That is so stupid! Of course dogs go to heaven! All dogs go to heaven. All animals go to heaven. That’s my personal theory, but I’ve never seen a reason not to believe it.

We have no f’ing choice. That’s why.

And I can’t move to Canada because I have too serious a health problem, too. (Chronic migraine.)

He could be both kinds of abuser for all we know.

What movie is this from? I must watch it!

I’ll buy that theory.

Fuck them. Nobody talks about working class people of color.

That’s the bloom.

ANIMALS!

OMG, that’s terrible.

When he’s dead.

He will never, ever finish.
Someone else will finish the series.

I’ve read book one and a fourth of book 2.
The second book sucked ass. I gave up.

It is NOT representative.
OMG please.

Hey now! Those were works of art!
GRRRRRM is a hack.

Spoiler: most of them die.

Book 1 reeled me in with Ned Stark. Then he killed Ned Stark. Damn you, GRRRRRRM.