Sure, it takes years off your life. But they’re the shitty years!! My great aunt lived to 92, which was about 20 years longer than it should have been. between the macular degeneration, osteoporosis and dementia, she ended up talkingto her dead relatives, complaining she couldn’t see them.

Thanks for calling my grandmother famous.

Fact: Soda takes years off your life.

You forgot the one that predates them all...

I look forward to Mark Davis eating 8 years of Gruden’s ridiculous contract.

Nick Mullens has lost the Raiders locker room.

Leave it to the Browns to fire their head coach during his winningest season with the team.

Truly, Buffalo’s prayers have been answered

What do you get when your roster depletes?

Oh, just the manifestation of everything Trump and the RWNJ media have been openly encouraging for the last 3 years...............

Clearly there are very fine people on both sides

I’ll consider it progress if he doesn’t endorse it.

With Elway as GM the Broncos haven’t had much personnel success, period. I suppose you could say that so far, the 2018 rookie class appears to be solid, but that’s really the first one in, what...four, five years? The offensive line went from having one glaring hole in 2015 to three glaring holes now despite efforts…

The offensive playcalling is definitely an issue - what team has not one but two of the best rookie running backs in the league, and gives them a combined 13 carries? The O-line plays well in the running game and is an embarrassment in pass protection. Meanwhile Keenum runs the play action pass as well or better than…

This comment’s going to forever be in the grays but I don’t care. Gotta say it...

Legend of Dragoon or GTFO.

This is quite groan inducing. Spider-Man helps Yuri, and by extension the NYPD, not the NYPD specifically, she is the only one he trusts, and likewise, and she is the only one he is truly attempting to help. Hell, several times during gameplay he remarks about leaving the scene before the police show up because he’s…

I know this is a weird and unpopular concept for the people of this site, but most cops are just commoners who want to help their community. Definitely take a minute to breathe and compose yourself before responding.

On the one hand, Nathan Peterman sucks at football.

He was a bad back last year, and he’s certainly not going to be getting better at 33.