“I don’t feel so good,” mutters Corporal Peter Parker as he puts the whisky bottle he used to wash down the fentanyl on the coffee table in front of him. He has to self medicate because the Republicans have defunded the VA and the chronic pain and PTSD he suffers from isn’t getting treated.
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I read this entire thing and didn't laugh once. Too real.
Even a between-stops diaper change will add a unique bouquet to your conveyance of choice.
Points!
‘80s jocks were right - nerds are bad fucking news.
He used it as a parable to illustrate his anti-immigration stance, but yeah, he may as well have been speaking about himself and what he’d do to this country if we elected him President.
This. Is. AMAZING.
As a person who has played FFIV countless times throughout their life, including being old enough to have purchased a copy new on SNES , this is going to be an absolute blast. I cannot wait to dive in.
Thank God I’ve got the day off. I’m turning off my phone right now.
Just remember commenters, when you are referring to the crazy, delusional despot be specific as to which one.
+1 tinfoil hat.
ABANDON HIS PUBLIC?
Leading the opposition to Trump and his policies is the last thing Obama should be doing.
Working on getting the Obama Foundation and presidential library seems like a good use of his time to me. Also that time off? Well earned. I hope he and his family enjoyed every second of it.
We didn’t deserve him the first time, Hamilton. We don’t deserve him now. Clearly Trump, and the trump voters have showed us this.
It would appear that Obama must continue to play the “Magical Negro” role until white liberals are satisfied with his overall performance.
He only had the most stressful job in the fucking world for eight fucking years. He’s a fucking private fucking citizen and can do whatever the fuck he wants.
How can he do all this altruistic shit you expect of him when almost all of his time is dedicated to running the Deep State?
He only had the most stressful job in the fucking world for eight fucking years. He’s a fucking private fucking citizen and can do whatever the fuck he wants.
Who is this clown and why am I still in the greys and he’s not?
Take a civics class, you morons. Potus is well within his rights to fire Mueller [You mean Rod Rosenstein] A 2 year investigation [Mueller was appointed 11 months ago] that’s turned up no actual Russian collusion [19 people and three companies have been indicted or pled guilty so far]. He should’ve been fired a long…