Exhaustion is the point. Too much information means we don’t pay attention to anything. You just tire the kids out so they go to sleep.

Every. Fucking. Day. This ceaseless torrent of shit and fuckery is exhausting.

This game is the greatest. Getting to play as Peach was incredibly exciting to me as a young girl.

Neither is League of Legends, yet this is the world we live in.

Me: One trick Pony! clap clap clapclapclap

Man, if I had abs like that and symmetrical nipples I’d go shirtless no matter what too.

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

Jeff Fisher: “Hey, it’s Jeff; thanks for the call. You can reach me on my office phone tonight from 7-9pm. Thanks! Bye.”

And Eli Manning upstaged Tom Brady in a Super Bowl for a third time.

Congrats Eagles fans. Love seeing teams win their first super bowl.

Finally a chance to throw batteries at someone’s head out of joy instead of anger.

I mean . . . yes, Steele had bias against Trump . . . BECAUSE HIS SOURCES WERE TELLING HIM THAT TRUMP WAS CONSPIRING WITH THE RUSSIANS TO SUBVERT DEMOCRACY!

The goal of this memo and everything else the GOP/Fox has been doing for the last year re: Uranium and Seth Rich and everything else isn’t to get something to stick, it’s to create so much noise that whatever Mueller uncovers will be just another blip on the screen and they’ll have cover for ignoring it. I’d love…

I’m done. I don’t think I can Gohan like this.

You Guldo be joking! You Saiyan that my jokes couldn’t be Coola?

Can’t i-Majin a better joke?

We all made our own characters and set a rule that if you wanted a specific move you had to prove you could do it IRL.

Usually people go with the WCW/NWO Revenge as the top N64 wrestling title, but Wrestlemania2000 edges is it out if for no other reason that being able to create your own belts, challenge each other for them, and keep records of W/L.

I enjoyed this remembering.