Another thing he might have forgotten: Ryan Fitzpatrick went to Harvard.

I’m not sure why you think that “bringing players back” is important when it isn’t subscription based, has no microtransactions, and no paid dlc. Obviously the goal at this point is to sell the game to new customers who are waiting for it to become a worthwhile purchase.

Advisor: The President faithfully executes

I learned that you are clearly a misogynistic misogynist if you think anything other than misogyny caused this misogynistic mess. Don’t criticize Hillary’s perfect campaign, misogynist! Misogyny.

This is, by far, a better morning after take than the ones over on The Slot that, so far, are only blaming Gary Johnson, Jill Stein, and their voters.

“It can be hard to put your finger on exactly what you fear most about the rise of Donald Trump: the racism? The sexism? The xenophobia? The profoundly dangerous lack of judgment?”

Call me crazy, but acting as if the democrats had the right plan/strategy/candidate but just got screwed by forces out of their control is a terrible terrible strategy that might lead to a second repub term in 2020.

I guess I don’t understand his platform that well, but I thought he took votes more from the Repubs than from Dems?

I’ll offer this ray of hope. Probably won’t get out of the greys, but it’s worth saying.

+3 guys

“Uh...okay, what you’re seeing now isn’t technically bullying, but they do seem to be ganging up on her...”

C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

On the bright side, they missed out on this election too

My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet.…

Best. Soccer game. Ever.

Will not go to bat for the uniforms but those helmets with the old logo are 1,000,000 times better for the Broncos than the outdated 90s atrocities they for some reason still haven’t ditched yet

Told you.

I gave you a star half way through. Funny thing is that your story is pretty accurate. We just can’t prove the Devil part and nobody can really say what will happen in the future.

This was absolutely brilliant.

I know you’re a troll, but speaking as an artist, I’m still picturing you at the bottom of a well right now.