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It’s time for Manning to say, “You got Terrell Davis to carry you to the Super Bowl when you got old and feeble. Why didn’t you get me a Terrell Davis?”

Promo Code: FUCKED

This feels like a metaphor for the Republican presidential nomination process.

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This just in, daily fantasy response:

That was a cheesy pun

“You don’t get to touch my boss.” This man is getting a raise. A $0.35/hr raise.

+35% ABV

Looks like backers picked the Wong game to fund.

But from yesterday’s video, I was under the impression that he broke his leg when he fell trying to escape Cleveland.

The story is obviously fake. The Browns don’t even have 3 NFL starters on offense.

That’s all you got, TMZ? Johnny’s gonna need a little more proof than that.

Peyton should be kept in cryogenic storage until the post-season, but the important part is that when he’s thawed out, no one is allowed to tell him it’s the post-season. He must think he’s playing regular season games.

Talent is one thing, and schemes are another, and every NFL team has to find the right scheme for the right personnel.

“You’re not ‘old’ enough to get that call Cam. I’d give that call to an ‘old’ quarterback like Peyton Manning or Tom Brady or Andrew Luck or Ryan Tannehill or Nick Foles or Johnny Manziel, or Flacco, or Julian Edelman if they call his number for a passing play, but never to a ‘young’ guy like you or Michael Vick or

Well on the positive side Cutler wasn’t able to throw a pick 6 in this game.

From Peyton’s clipboard:

Omahahaha!

Sounds like Peterson wants a switch.