This seems like Deadspin being angry for the sake of being angry.

Belichick first explained away the headset malfunctions by calling it a “pretty common” glitch,

Glad he’s finally caught a break.

He largely won that game due to the clock mismanagement by The Steelers and the ridiculous defensive game called by every NFL announcers Teflon D-Coordinator Dick LeBeau. LeBeau was so convinced that Tebow couldn’t beat him throwing the ball he basically called zero coverage the whole game. If you’re a QB and you…

Then you come across a photo of what D-Mac actually looks like which can only be described as a hamster with glasses

“Kirk Cousins gives us the best chance to win.”

First of all, don’t put quotation marks around something that’s not a direct quote, and don’t use two exclamation points. It’s obnoxious, and I know you’re not obnoxious. Right?
Second, I AM an Eagles fan, though you can choose to believe or not believe me, as I can choose to believe or not believe you understand…

+12 years

First came a grand jury indictment on a charge that he abused his 4-year-old son, followed by another allegation of child abuse, followed by his own admissions of marijuana use and promiscuity.

Well, how is he supposed to know if he did anything wrong if someone doesn’t beat the shit out of him first?

Come on guys, don’t be dicks. Make it for $599.99. He won’t need to fill out a W-9 then, and you won’t need to issue him a 1099.

Show me the bar where there is NO music. Show me the bar where everyone is horribly depressed and is drinking in pure fucking silence. That’s the bar for me.

I think a footnote is in order for WYTS 2015 Jets edition.

Tough but fair.

before I was born, my father had an offer for an academic full ride to UCLA, or a hockey scholarship to Ohio U.....Being Canadian, he picked OU, where he met my mom—subsequently marrying her and moving to her home town of... Cleveland.

Les Misérables

i want to point and laugh...but then...Quebec City Arena...400 millions in public funds...still no team in it...i will go cry in the corner now.

Kind of useless to apply gauze to something that is already dead.

Player: Hello Coach Chip, how are you today?

The Chiefs are also trying this. They’re going to have someone whispering in the coach’s ear to think about the game, and not the post-game meal.