AP: “Stay here. Daddy is about to do what he does best.”

Its’ so strange to me how these places, though virtual, feel so real. Like a town you visited as a kid and remember like the back of your hand. And just like in real life, you can never go back, invariably the candy shop you remember has been replaced by a Target, or in this case, the zone you did your first dungeon…

What he is talking about is actually the thing that always got me about fighting games. I play them a lot, I love them. But I suck at them. Mostly because I don’t have the time to become proficient at them. Sure I can learn all the moves pretty easy, but being able to get to the point where I can pull them off under…

“Sorry about my bulging arms. I’ve been circuit training.”

Ebert in the video here meant to go to the Sundance Film Festival and spent the entire conference confused.

And he even mentions Avatar. “What? You mean that film that made billions of dollars and is currently the most successful film ever made?”

Pfft... he’ll buy the movie, the dlc, and the $50 exclusive mount.

What would a video game movie trailer be without some dismissive, hipster asshole mentioning “I’m already not interested” in the first ten seconds, as if he was forcibly conscripted to watch the trailer.

That guy, and I hope he is reading this...can eat my nuts.

it is a toy for kids. kids relate to things like them. transformers are thus like boys and girls. besides, the gender sgnifiers are pretty light anyhow, outisde of pronouns and how their voices sound, its more how the humans are perceiving them than that they are one to one maps with males and females. if anything it…

“I’ve spoken with Native Americans across this great country. Two, in particular, really resonated with me. Their names were Tibia and Fibula from the Snapcreek Nation, and they just shattered me with their enthusiasm for the name. Absolutely cracked me up.”

Well according to the trademark court, Joe doesn’t have a leg to stand on.

One Of These Days This Will End Poorly

Any truth to the rumor that the password used was “Belichick”?

That’s a really underhanded thing to do.

I watched the video a second time. I do think its probable that this kid is absolutely terrified and is acting on that emotion the only way he knows how. He’s, what?, 5-8? Regardless of who started what,why, or when this kid is watching his mom get punched in the face. Yes his mom deserves at least half the blame for…

If only it were that simple for everyone. Of course, brand new cars never have problems straight from the factory either.

That’s good cross-post-pollinization.

Agreed, I also think it would be cooler if all the tattoos were upside down, as if the Joker himself had been carving them into his own body with his free time. Would lend a lot more creepyness to his crazy.

The “damaged” tattoo is the biggest thing that annoys me about that version of the Joker. It’s so juvenile and unlike him. The kind of tattoo a teenager would find edgy.