Hopefully for the Cubs this doesn’t turn out to be subtraction by Addison.

NO PARENTS!

I’ve clearly been sheltered from the brony lifestyle. I read above this about clopping but didn’t know what it was. Reading what you as Cassie had to say insinuates that “clopping” is the brony form of “fapping” and I now regret knowing this. I’ll chuck that in the pile of other things I wish I didn’t know and hope to…

In case anyone else was curious:

For fucks sake. When I was young, even if I didn’t want to go to a classmates party, my parents dragged me there anyways. Some days aren’t about you. Plus, you get cake. Go to the party!

It’s time to don a helmet!/It’s time to look for droids!/It’s time to meet the Empire on the Star Wars Show tonight!

I don’t know how the hell this is possibly comfortable, but goddamn if I’m not glad to see it. All he needs now is a black lightsaber...

I caught an episode on tv once and one of them was sitting with an ax placed above his face and was daring the ghost to knock it over.

I was just expressing my hate for Ghost Adventures 10 minutes ago when I browsed past it on Netflix. The laughable ridiculousness of their investigations are made even more unintentionally funny and unbearable by their dude-bro behavior. “You scared, ghost? Come at me, bro! I’m right here! It scratched me! Ahhhh!”

No, thats not creepy at all.

180 seconds of my life I will never, ever get back.

I love how in every F&F related article you have your respondents who only come to post ‘I have never seen a F&F movie in my life/I saw the first movie and never watched it again’ and bring basically NOTHING useful to the conversation.

zomg Atlanta how do you guys ever get anywhere???

Or maybe we shouldn't use his speech to joke about the death of an 8 year old. My first post, I guess I'm using kinja wrong?

Welcome to Kinja, Mr. McMahon.

It's all cute and adorable until you sign the papers and find out that she actually comes with the house.

"You are a factory of sadness!"

Goddamit I love Mike Polk. His 'letter to the Browns season ticket office' video is awesome.

I'm digging the Pontbriand jersey. Rice Fight, Never Die!