If you're keeping score at home, there are two Trojans that could have prevented this.

They won't start selling Crystal Pepsi again till that every shady convenience store clears there stocks from the 90s.

Your move, Pepsi.

"But we would welcome Ray Lewis back with open arms"

You know the situation is seriously fucked up when it's getting me to like Adam Schefter

The same thing the NFL uses..Gatorade

Oxycontin

What do we pour on people for concussion awareness?

Is it available for purchase? Asking for a friend.

You idiots! You captured their stunt doubles!

Problem?

[pulls out card that states "This entitles bearer to receive one(1) free pair of shoelaces at any Dick's Sporting Goods store"]

Hey can you shut the entire fuck up? KTHXBAI

Which week?

Wow. I can only imagine how this went down during the NWO period of WCW. Now that's a behind the scenes I'd pay money to see.

Did you forget humanity's agreement to pretend this never happened?!

i've always thought the WWE should purchase it for pennies on the dollar and turn it into an actual WWE Hall of Fame.

The only TV not stolen in Detroit.

The winner gets a turkey with 6 legs from John Madden.