At least he, by crossing the street, was able to gain ten yards.

Pictured (5th Column): The mantra Rob Gronkowski chants every time he waits for test results at the doctor's office, shortly before being disappointed.

Yeah pretty much the only true answer.
Spoilerish??

"Did I ever tell you how I got the nickname The Dragon of the West?"

Lately I've been trying to go with that Louie CK concept of "everything's amazing".

Phantom Menace has to be a watershed moment where optimism turned into skepticism, right? I know it was for me.

But you see, I have a Tumblr and therefore this makes me a legitimate pop culture critic, because

Has there ever been a superhero casting announcement that was met with widespread acceptance?

[does best Bob Dylan impression] The times they are a-changin'.

When was that? Must've been more than 25 years ago, when fans went crazy at the news that a comedian had been cast as Batman.

Agreed. It used to be we would be happy they are even making a "X" movie now it's not the way we want, yet almost all do well, so we complain.

Toddlers & Tiaras / Honey Boo Boo

Don't know about the greatest, but certainly the longest. A 50-year series about the theft of a semi-functional time/space machine.

*ahem* Warehouse 13. ;-)

Are you saying you won't be responding to any Riddick-ule?

Hands down. Avatar.

"Stay tuned, there's a plan."

So the animated shorts and video games for "The Matrix" count? They didn't make the sequels good, but you could make slightly more sense of the films if you had at least played the video game.

Eli: (sends picture)