I was a juror on a rape case (in the US) and it was like SaminBC said. It was all sexual assault in varying degrees. The word "rape" wasn't part of the charges. What Kirov said makes sense though, if that's the case for the FBI.

I'm stifling giggles at "spicy Master Cleanse diarrhea" it never even occurred to me.

I just accidentally replied to DS there. Put bows inside balloons with glitter and confetti, then she has to pop them and it goes EVERYWHERE!

Sorry, I meant that for Stormageddon....

Bows in balloons with glitter and confetti! Then she has to pop them and that shit goes EVERYWHERE!

I think you just can't post in Groupthink on a burner account.

That's exciting! Do it!

You can dismiss this person's comments. I don't think anyone else would be offended if you did.

Oh, man, I have never worked food service, but I have a deep appreciation for those who do. I always tip a dollar per drink at coffee shops and try to be generous about other food places. I also like to make friends with local businesses! I don't expect it, but it always makes my day if a barista remembers my order!

I sent wedding invitations to people I knew couldn't come just as a gesture. Maybe it's an olive branch? Like, I know you can't come, but if you could, I would love to have you there. It's probably no big deal, and it's cool that you can make it to the shower!

If he's not actually there, don't answer the phone. Send a text during commercial "Walking Dead, call you when it's over XO" or however you do. If he's doing it in person, have a chat with him before it happens, come to a conclusion so you can say, "remember what we talked about?" if it happens again. My husband talks…

Woah. If you have the willpower to do that, why not just eat a variety of fruits and vegetables? At least the fiber would fill you up and still have low calories. Citrus is good for your body, but there are tons of nutrients in non-starchy plants.

Ahahaha! It is!

Yeah, I don't know what tenant laws are where you live, but sometimes that can be 30 days! Haha!

I think you were hoping for an intervention free birth? If this keeps up, though, you may be too exhausted when shit gets real. Pay attention to how you're doing, rest as much as you can. If you think it's getting to be too much and you decide to go to the hospital, they may recommend pitocin. I have a friend who had…

A lot of stuff on Pinterest makes me worry about the IQ of the general public.

I also remember loving parts of my local museum as a young child. Those parts weren't the rooms of boring things in glass boxes. At 2 or 3, that's pretty much all they're getting out of that room.

I live in Houston, the Children's Museum here is ah-ma-zing! I know there are places and parts of museums that are geared to get kids into it and that's fantastic. I do agree kids need to be able to function in different environments, but a 2- and 3-year-old are probably not at the developmental level (maybe 3, but…

I agree. Perhaps something along the lines of reform school. I think the less free time, the better. They should be actively doing something that contributes to their environment, their mental health, and their education with most of their time.

Plus if you're the kind of person who thinks your 2- and 3-year-old children are going to learn culture, you're a little delusional. Take them to a freakin' park and let them do sensory play, that will do better for their development than dragging them around a museum.