Ed Wood. Read more
Stanley Kubdick. Read more
Alfred Itscock. . . .
Who the fuck does he think he is? Steven Spielboner?
I could feel the dic pic coming...like, all the animals stopped barking, the barometer dropped, and that my hair stood on end...and there it was, but even worse! Read more
CSI MIAMI INTRO STARTS
Hope they took...the Subway.
Enzo likes taking naps with me. He didn’t even care that my leg was partially on top of him.
Zora: “do you fucking mind??”
Thor accepts his long over due notice with the grace and poise of a true gentleman. Then he demanded chicken. Bambi was disgusted with him.
Does this one twirly whisker make me look like an old-timey villain?
Lisa beseeches you to pay attention to her furry belly.
Baby looks a lot like Sophie!
We got a text invite last night for a Sunday night watch party at Pudge’s house! #GoCavs
Otto and Max have been trying really hard to get along better, now that they’re alone. It was SO hilarious to find them snuggled together the other day—Otto is clearly skeptical, but Max is so happy!
Batsheva and I celebrated our 14th cativersary on Sunday. She marked the occasion with a 14-hour nap.
Noodle is putting together a portfolio. We are sending it to Tyra and Elite Model Management next week.
Kamora had an ear infection so she had to wear a cone for a week. I thought she looked cute. She is also a very good patient.