Blokey
Alf, in pog form
Blokey

A majority of America rejects your death cult and its Turtle Overlord.

Are you lost?  This isn’t the Neutral Planet.

I went to the auto parts store and said to the guy at the counter “how about a gas cap for a Yugo?”  He replied “sounds like a fair trade.”

This one would be exciting:

Username/comment synergy is strong here.

This fucking sucks. I went to high school with Grant, and he was one of those people who literally never said or did a single thing that wasn’t kind or thoughtful. When he made it big, doing the weirdly brilliant stuff he loved, I was happy, because it meant the world was working the way it was supposed to: greatly

Techincally the Tesla didn’t catch the thieves but caught their images. The ED-2020 upgrade will allow the Telsa to take suspects into custody

I think the BLM = terrorism was spawned from seeing all the businesses and communities get destroyed. The BLM movement struggled at least initially to distinguish the people protesting inequality and the anarchists just there to break shit. And to be fair there definitely was over lap between the groups.

Yes, yes they are:

“You have 12 vehicles?! That’s way too many. Take all the parts from the non running vehicles and combine them into a single operating vehicle giant work of art!!!”

While I love your stories, I won’t lie - I’d probably be pretty annoyed if you were my neighbor. 

Some of those are regular enough that I’m wondering if they’re intentional, like so that the frame can drain/vent the water that enters through the unintentional ones.

My grandfather always hated galvanizing because of this.

Fun fact: These cars had a reputation for being coveted by insurance fraudsters because their stopping ability could practically guarantee a rear end collision on demand. They were banned in Klurgzistan, a country with cars made from materials like plastic and recycled paper due to international sanctions banning the

I’ve never heard of this thing and appreciate the post.  

I'd never seen it so it's an invaluable post. 

Heaven forbid they post something that they’ve never written about before.Doubly that they didn’t check to see if you knew about it before they did so.

It’s been around since 1962, which I say in the post. And no, I don’t have cable. 

The 1971-73 versions are the only ones I will ever accept as a Mach 1.

Do I remember it? Hell, I had one! I bought an ‘84 Laser Turbo Coupe in the summer of ‘89, in the period between when I dropped out of college and before I headed off to Navy boot camp. I drove it that summer (confirmed that top speed was north of 130 (27 seconds between mileposts) and got two speeding tickets 13