I knew that driving one handed while looking at video on my hand held telephone was safe, I’m going to do it always from now on.

I’ve never seen it before, but congrats go to you for trying to make the author feel bad for posting it.

71-73 Mustangs are tougher looking than those little 1965-1966 secretaries cars (as Carroll Shelby called them)

Starring because I have a 72 fastback too!

It’s duck tape. Invented by the Chinese as a way to herd ducks to market without losing stragglers. The wing-clipped ducks were first placed in a round pen where the duck flock owner would then encircle them with five or six layers of duck tape. This result would be a ring of ducks taped together with the ducks in the…

You really suck at being a human being.

To actually want to own a Spirit, well you must have rocks in your head.

The consequences for their actions were always going to come to a head eventually, I’m just surprised that it took this shlong.

edit: picture upload fail, ignore

That’s a Lot of damaged cars.

A barrel roll?

I gave you a star for this comment, but then I took it away again.

Well Davy Crockett had three ears, his Left Ear, his Right Ear and his Wild Front Ear.

Yeah, poachers.

With ‘roos, if you hit them fast enough when they’re in mid bounce they can come into the car through the front windshield and then in their death throes proceed to kick the driver and/or passengers to death.

Long vehicles don’t do well on windy roads.

Alternative title to this story could be “Race Driver Wears Seatbelt But Doesn’t Give A Shit About What Could Happen To His Dog”

Ozark Mountain Daredevils fan

Needs less Edsel and more Mustang