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This theory has some merit - whenever I'm high on LSD my craving for LSD is diminished..

Skynet.

Last year when I moved my clock forward it fell off the mantel.

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Be prepared - slip on a shirt, slop on sunscreen and slap on a hat.

It's good to see that some Hoover modifications are being used for peaceful intent.

By Jove, I think you just summed up the Gawker starring system perfectly!

That's ok, he's not using it anymore.

That picture = awesome!

I always thought these looked like the assholes of the ocean..

Sounds like the Fat Tony defence.

An impressive feat only ever achieved by a few. His midichlorian count must be quite high.

But in German that is "The Bart, the".....

That's exactly what they look like!

It does that when it's startled, right?

I think tasering is their currant policy at the moment.

Dear sir, I am humbled by your grovelling..... :)

I suppose Greedo could have missed Han at point blank in the same way that Lucas missed his audience at point blank with episode 1.

hasta la vista, insolent whippersnappers.