This is a car that I would like to buy to leave on my front lawn as a kind of tourist attraction. To me it's an absolutely awesome piece of automotive Hot Wheels-esque craftmanship, but I wouldn't be seen dead actually driving it.

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"Destroying it lost all of its fun."

...riding a dinosaur?

Yeah, I'm taking a huge dump right now. I wish the owner of this Internet Café would install privacy screens between the computer terminals though :(

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I see what you did there.

Hilarious!

In a stroke of amazing coincidence, the nail completely destroyed the part of the brain that senses if the brain has been penetrated by a nail.

Kill it!! Kill it with kindness!!!

They also built a support car to accompany the Bootmobile through some of the more humid States.

Is it bendable enough that it will fit in a garbage can?

It would only take one traitor amongst the six-million innocents to bring that kingdom down.

With four players I'd call the game Ping Pang Pung Pong

I hate how my local banks ATM always seems to know truth about me that I'm broke :(

That's rust from four days exposure to salty water.

Why thank you Sir, there's nothing I don't like so much as a good challenge...

The colorful center part is the composite of the vomit of ten-thousand carnival swinging children.

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Meh.