I'll be able to beat this by colouring in large portions of my brain with a red marker pen before I go in to see the doc.

It's a natural rabbit instinct to hide from fire by clawing and shredding its way into the damp encompassing safety of the human chest cavity.

Yes, there is something very odd about this....cable installers in my home town hardly ever smile.

Residents of Earth...resistance is futile, prepare to be assim.......oh shite, my eye just fell off.....

WOOP woop woop woop.......

For those people who want to join the One Metre High Club.

I think I'll skip dinner??

Needs less arse crack.

Wrong story dude.

Won't this capsule be for an unmanned test first?

New Years Eve? That means it's only doing about 100 mph! Bloody NASA cutbacks.....

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't allow you to drive under 150mph.

"62.5 feet screen from about sixty feet away"

It's really only just a lead up to more stupider concepts.

I sometimes get scared just walking down to the shops.