Would of probably went faster without that screaming cat caught in the sprockets.

All I can say is....

That almost looks like a modern day resto-mod.

There was another camera there that showed the side view of this incident.

The eagle is symbolizing the patent system, forever warily looking around to see who's about to rip off his idea.

That's pretty funny stuff right there!

They also managed a 100% success rate at picking out who the poor people were who are living on dog food.

I pour a chocolate thickshake over the keys after each transaction. It works great, and the keyboard is always clean when I return in a few days to make another withdrawal.

Wasn't the first patent issued to patent the patent system?

Vegemites orright, just got to spread it very thinly otherwise it'll turn your mouth as dry as a dead dingo's donger.

If the impact causes the Asteroid to veer towards Earth then arm-a-geddon the hell out of here!

"Wow... did you completely miss the point of what i was saying. "

The frog won't be smiling when a meteor whacks it in the eye.

Dear Universe, please refrain from throwing rocks at our home.

Maybe it has a Skin of Evil

Once they get that truck out they should fill that hole with cement.

It's for people with a tow fetish.

That's a really well crafted painting....of something.

Another member of the Canadian Otto Association?