Blokey
Alf, in pog form
Blokey

So hypothetically, what happens if you take a spaceship up to 9/10ths the speed of light, then shine your torch out the front window?

Red Custom Firebird. It was my brothers, not mine, which is probably why I wanted it so bad.

So much hate here on Jalop for the auto transmission. I see the auto as the pinnacle of automotive achievement as it allows much more flexibility and allowance for holding cans of drink, grasping cheeseburgers, and hyper-obsessive self-scratching (all three of which I practice in abundance while driving).

I agree, Prowler is a pretty nice looking beastie.

In space, nobody can hear you vaccine.

I'm going to look up Hitler on Wikipedia, then rate the page poorly because I don't like him.

Oh, it's Appendix III FIA Standard 8856-2000. Damn it all, I've been using the Appendix III FIA Sub-Standard 8856-1000 Combust-o-matic's.

Beautiful car, but for backseat passengers quite a dark and gloomy place to reside.

Now someone please dub a Beastie Boy's clip with Ernie's "Rubber Duckie".

I haven't seen such simplistic beauty since the F-4 Phantom from 50 years ago.

Giggety.

Cars that ate Paris.

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Here's the full version - sadly no flames :(

He drinks gas to cure his chest pains which are probably caused by him drinking gas.

"I'm on my way home to Amster........DAMN!!!!!"

Dang, you beat me.

UNDER the bridge next time please.