Damn, that tearaway window film broke his windscreen wiper :(

Later that day.....

@Jackie: Yup, nothin' better than a stig on a spit!

The ones that get selected to appear on the show are the lucky ones.

"Come on Artoosky, we must deliver the message from Princess Lilichka to Chobi Wansk Kenoborchov!"

@Jim Topoleski: I can see why you think I am exagerating, but in Central Victoria it is tradition for us to celebrate our birthday's three times a year :P

I live 30 k's from Heathcote, and that story is like way old. I think Christopher is in his twenties now and running a small electronics company.....

Star Wars????

@Dirt Pirate: Yeah, this guy wants his arms back:

Witnesses saw this guy leaving the crash seen.

@urabus: Ah, the beautiful Jeri Ryan I've been following her career for many years and reckon she became a better actor than most of the boobs she played opposite. I only have mountains of praise for her firm and inviting personality and have often found it titillating to watch as she lifted and separated herself…

Russian boy scouts immediately responded to the threat by deploying 15,000 Catherine Wheels.

@Reptawr: Is that really what you wanna see????

@7shades: The car your car could smell like: Just a cheap US copy. From Wikipedia: "George Riggins, a young immigrant from Australia, gave Ballarat its name when he proposed it should be named for Ballarat, Victoria, in the heart of Australia's gold country."

@helowrench: When the zombie apocolypse happens, you wanna be in the very car that Zombie-Manson and his family of living dead will be looking to reclaim??????

This car is a joke.

That puppy sounds peppy!

I hear that Facebook is now on computers these days.

@shinjukuDLJ: I'll see your SLR Guy Mountie, and raise you one Civic Kid Mountie....

A rather flaccid attempt if you ask me.