Hey Graverobber, this was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun, huh?

@BN.: Thanks for the offer, but we've already got the Australian Thales Bushmaster in service - V shaped hull and probably a bit more maneuverable in combat than that Cougar behemoth.

Every major city has it dark warrior.

OK, someone had to do it....

@Cognitive Friction:

@Motor_Yakuza: ....or this?

@skitter: You left the "h" out of pony.

@Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets:

With 90 miles per hour printed on the gauge face, two thirds of that speedometer could be considered to be New Old Stock.

@Alfisted: Yeah, I s'pose you could catch a death of a cold down there...

Actually, this is just about the weirdest thing I've ever heard. I mean, why on earth would anyone want to get buried wearing their hat???

The light Lonnie, drive towards the light!

@JoeHardrock:

That guy crouching down looks really quite proud of his little lichen-colored squinty eyed bucktoothed toupée-totin' spats-wearing buddy.

No need to worry, it will still fit.

This is the very car that smashed the world record in the 100 metre barf.

Attention Porsche General Manager: you might want to check the office of your chief designer......I believe he died at his desk over 30 years ago.

@Feds:

Hydrogen - those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it. Oh the Jalopmanity.....

New Fluidic Sculptured Hyundai: for the dolphin hunter on the go!