“in danger of slipping off her hand and tumbling into an open sewer, the toilet”

Nothing, but $15 for a crap meal is a drop in the bucket at that point.

Not all festivals are the Fyre Festival, dude. There are literally dozens of festivals every year in my medium-sized cultureless midwestern city, and most of them are very affordable. I went to a cool blues music one just last week! Tickets were $50 which is a lot, but I really liked the artists that were there. I…

Uhm, from reading the article it sounds like this “meal” was makeshift scraps as the booth was basically sold out but the buyers didn’t want to wait through a different line. Seems like a great deal for the business. There’s no incentive here for the business to cut any deal. It’s simply a stupid purchase on the part…

“I was not happy with it. I disagree with it.”

Shouldn’t all these issues have been discussed before the appointment to the position?

$1 million and $100k annual child support? Good god. I wouldn’t fuck Trump for that little money, let alone marry him. You can barely buy a decent condo with $1 million where I live. 

Is it some kind of a new millenial trend that people want to change something into something else, even though what they want already exists somewhere else? It’s as if you’d want starbucks to sell shoes. Nevermind that there already are stores that sell shoes, have a better selection and quality of shoes than…

Normally I’d agree but I think the ending is perfect. One of the few romantic speeches I actually find romantic. And having them be the final couple in those vignettes made perfect sense.

Laidlaw told the Daily Beast that the school had “discontinued contact” with Epstein in 2007, and that the school has no complaints of his behavior on record, adding that Interlochen’s “policies would not have permitted Mr. Epstein any unsupervised access to students.”

What the fuck is this comment.

You do know lesbians can also be moms, right?

What a weird take on this topic.  One, I don’t get what the 6 lesbians have to do with it at all.  Two, having a full time job that requires that you find childcare during work hours is not equivalent to having someone else rear your child.  Unless you’re claiming that *all* working moms are letting other people raise…

It’s hard to make something happen if it’s already happened, ya know?

And probably hunt people for sport

I wouldn’t want to be near you when Babs hears you call her dogs “animals.”

Yep - Trump is ranting and raging on Twitter about the ambassador’s reports that the President is thin-skinned and petty.

I mean how else do you expect him to prove he isn’t insecure?

What is the multiplier for women, 3X the number they give? For guys it is usually X/2 or so. So, 15.

I assumed she was talking about the burger franchise. I have definitely woken up with them in my bed.