BlatzSplatz
BlatzSplatz
BlatzSplatz

I went to a conference recently that focused on Diversity Equity and Inclusion. Matthew Knowles (Bey & Solonge’s Dad) spoke. He had some good quips, but the entire time he was basically saying “be the best at whatever you do and you’ll find success”... It was really wild. He was sooooo far removed from reality! In the

She was really broken up about losing Jeter, so I assume him, too. Although I think Eminem is also more likely than Bryan Tanaka.

My high school BFF and I named a pink bong SJP because we christened it while watching Girl Just Wanna Have Fun. 

Ok, after reading what you wrote I’m feeling kinda different and you brought up C Love, a person I will most likely defend til the day I die.

I’ve never felt that from her. If anything, she strikes me as emotionally raw. This is a woman who is 6’4” in heels, whom cis men refer to as trans whenever she rubs someone the wrong way. Her body, her femininity, and her blackness are constantly policed. Once during Ask Wendy, an audience member inquired whether she

State and Main was full of big names, including Alec Baldwin. He’s my guess.

Honeymoon in Vegas” also had James Caan.

It’s NICK CAGE.

If Epstein has dirt with evidence on Trump, he will get pardoned.

See? The room was SO crowded four people had to be squeezed together!

“In the end, Epstein served a little over a year in jail, with the ability to leave and work out of his own office six days a week.”

I think so, since it’s federal court - because the girls were transported across state lines, I’m not sure that local DAs will be able to file state charges.

My wife is pregnant and complained to me in the car the other day about how none of her bras fit any more. Now suddenly I’m getting bombarded with instagram ads for bras, and in some cases specifically nursing bras. Can’t tell me an algorithm just came up with that.

Should be the other way around - we should have privacy as standard and companies should pay us for our data.

Woz is wrong. Everyone should get off of facebook yesterday.

What kind of butt does she have that having a few plates of pasta can radically alter its shape? That’s not how butts work.

Um, Page Six, Ms. Ross is NOT the “I Will Survive” singer. I dont care if she made a remake that hit no. 1. She’s only made, like, a million hits for Motown. 

She will be as soon as Trump proclaims himself emperor and flushes the american constitution down his gilded toilet

Anytime I hear “Finally” by CeCe Peniston I think of RW1’s Norman.

A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo and doesn’t.