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As that uncle, let me say there are worse fates.

Leo is quickly turning into Jack Nicholson. Brad is turning into your stoner uncle that only gets invited to Thanksgiving because he’s family. Once Grandma dies, no one will see him again.

I feel like Brad and Leo will turn into some form of Johnny Depp as they get older.

And if it’s done in a way that’s incredibly sensitive and about the story, what are they worried about? I don’t understand that.

This post reminded me, obviously, of the big showy chains that I thought were special and exhilarating as a child (I remember going to the Hardrock in the Baltimore Harbor and fashioning myself such an INSIDER at 10 years old), but also of just the laughable, tacky tourist restaurant crap that corporations pulled in

An intimacy teacher is someone who will tell you what you can already Google or learn from common sense, yet will charge you lots of money so you can brag to your friends about how enlightened you are.

Multiple assaults in the workplace. Multiple assaults by homeless persons. Restraining orders against former partners. How unlucky can one person be?

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I’M JUST HERE TO SAY YOU’RE WRONG ABOUT NIC CAGE.

alcohol didnt rape her. brock turner did. 

Actually, legally being incapacitated by drugs or alcohol makes it impossible to give consent so any sexual act committed with someone who is legally incapacitated is by definition, rape or assault. Just because she was drunk doesn’t make it acceptable. In fact, it makes it less acceptable.

Whoa, Troll, no.

He’s still a rapist, and the alcohol consumption has absolutely nothing to do with it.

If she doesn’t like how the movie depicted her, she’s gonna hate history books.

if she admitted she did wrong and pointed to all the good she has done. I think she should have stayed. But I get the feeling she believes she didn’t do anything wrong.

This show is the reason I used to squeeze things to try to make my boobs bigger. And also why I tell any child I meet not to hide/play in an abandoned fridge. We’re already passing those important lessons on to future generations. No need for a reboot.

The only Punky Brewster reboot I want to see is her as a goddamn astronaut not “a single mother of three trying to get her life back on track” THIS TRASH.

Lorne Michaels is a perfectionist?  A perfectionist of what?  Mediocrity?

She got into USC on a rowing scholarship. 

I also feel like I should mention the time all af Arcade Fire wore double denim to the Canadian grammys, the Juno awards. 

Dude, you’re rich enough to get stuff delivered, what the hell??!