I, a midwesterner, purchased a lovely Eddie Bauer parka this winter. 

Regardless of his creepy behavior, who the fuck would be interested in going to see Moby on his book tour? The guy hasn’t been relevant in 20 years; he was barely interesting then.

It really depends. Was the McDonald’s doing the McRib special at the time? Because that changes everything.

Personally, I’d rather die in a puppy stampede.

If I’m gonna die from eating pancakes...

To be fair, if the only time you ever hear the price of a beverage is at a major professional sports event, $20 for a gallon of milk is about right.

I don’t know, he does mention the dispirited folks not even bothering to call. Because the cops don’t even come timely, how can they expect someone to care about rats? Should they complain about gum on the sidewalks too?

I think the what they are saying is rich people have higher expectations and rats clash with their image. Rats are as much in the city as they are on farms, non rich people have come to terms that they are extremely hard to get rid of and we don’t have the money to do so, so we have come to terms with it and accept…

Andrew has the most to gain. First, the stories really took off following Princess Eugenie’s wedding which was mostly forgotten about when Meghan’s pregnancy was revealed because she and Harry were on tour and there was no hiding it  at that point. Including a ridiculous story about Meghan throwing a tantrum over an…

Correct.

I don’t get all these celebrities/celebrity children saying Michael Jackson never did anything to them. A predator chooses people he can prey on; it’s not outrageous to think that he’d choose kids who weren’t as protected/famous. 

I remember back when magazines were describing a young Johansson as being the new Elizabeth Taylor. Looks like that’s tracking.

Yara: “Wait, we can do that?”

After Sansa said the North should be free and Bran agreed, my first thought was “oooh, I bet the rulers of the other kingdoms are kicking themselves for not having had the idea first!"

That’s the problem! The last two seasons were a rushed mess of major setpeices written by two assholes who were too busy to make their Confederates show and write for Star Wars that they were too lazy to finish the job they had started. The journey these last two seasons sucked.

JON PET GHOST 10,000 A PLUSES

But seriously, some thoughts:

The Iron Bank of Braavos

Your last line nailed it.  People have acted like assholes in pursuit of a much smaller piece of the pie, so if she wants to look like a unicorn farted her out, after it rode the rainbow down to earth, and act like a decent human being, I’m OK with that.

The Tati-James Charles beef is THE talk of 6th grade currently. Some students have sworn to sell their “Sisters” hoodies on eBay or give them to goodwill. Others are still wearing their hoodies and enduring taunts of “Bye Sister”. I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP. I had a student draw devil horns on the pic of James Charles…