OMG Andrea Zuckerman spoke at your school? That is the most Andrea thing ever, alongside being SAG presicent. What did she say?

As someone who has seen every episode of 90210, multiple times, and enjoys it immensely, I never get tired of the fact that fricking Andrea Zuckerman is president of the actors. That is such an Andrea thing to be. And then she gets to be the one Trump quits to, and she gets to respond with a cheery “Thank you!” I know…

Less than 5 years ago I saw her in “She Loves Me” on Broadway. So, in her late 40s anyway, she was still singing and dancing her ass off and did the goddamn splits, for crissakes. She has never not worked and she is Broadway royalty. I hope she didn’t date the MyPillow guy, but if she did, at least she dumped him when…

They both have such vapid looks on their faces. I would like to slap them both. 

My mother is 83, and while she does look like she is of advanced age, I don’t think she looks like a typical 83 year old. And she was never much into skincare or makeup, and neither was I as a result. I am 46 and have had 3 facials in my lifetime, have no real skin routine other than Cetaphil and sunscreen. I haven’t…

I watched OG 90210 back in the day as if it were my job. Even these later seasons with random guest stars by future celebrities who would become so much more than any of the 90210 castmembers that were still there at the time. I am not positive that Jason Priestley was still on the show- perhaps this was during one of…

For real. He could have just said no thank you I don’t want to perform. Plenty of artists have turned down the opportunity. I see he got Chris Thile to show up and play with him, maybe he was traumitizing him with his mandolin like he did the rest of us on public radio for so long.

Why doesn’t she just serve the time now, starting today? She would be out by the holidays. 

1. I have always felt Brad Pitt was a bit dim, by nature. This photo of him proves my point that he has dumb on his face when not trying to look otherwise.

1. I have always been a Kanye apologist because I love so much of his music, but yes.

Agree so hard. You need to get those pants. You can wear them around your home in the evening. You deserve the pants. Please get them. I won’t be able to sleep tonight if you don’t.

I just wrote a whole thing about how current-day Jennifer Grey looks great but can no way pull off being only 10 years older than in the original film. But then I remembered the original took place in the ‘60s, so yah Jennifer is the right age for whatever they plan on doing with Baby 30 years later. This makes no…

I have never heard one song from this dumb band, in part because I always got squicked out that they would name themselves Antebellum. Even if that word didn’t mean what it does, “Lady Antebellum” is a very stupid name for a country trio. Is the lady in the band supposed to be Lady Antebellum and the dudes are her…

I interpreted that as “if a nonblack actor were to be cast in this role, then the character would have been educated at a university. But since we are going to cast you, a black person, in the role, then we will have to add booty shaking because that’s what black people do. Gotta be believable!”  So was this the role…

My siblings and I would have heated arguements about who got thw way back of th estation wagon. And we’re talking road trips from Wisconsin to Florida. Mom and dad could not give one shit less who sat there, as long as we all shut the hell up.

EXACTLY. If they weren’t celebrities, they would be these thirsty parents all over my facebook feed bitching that they have to spend time with their kids now and still collect their bougie paycheck because their work is so insignificant they can do it at home while bitching on facebook all day.

Sorry to be such a pisspot, but I think all these celebrities should shut the fuck up. They are obsessed with attention, and now that they can’t flounce around New York and L.A. getting adulation from their admirers, they have to take their crap online. They are not feeling this the same way regular people are. They…

Honestly, I agree. My 13 year old has been a fan of hers since Victorious, and I have to say, I have never taken issue with it. Ariana is a world-class singer and does her best. She has been faced with some incredible challenges and she perseveres. Makes a few mistakes along the way, but doesn’t pretend to be perfect. …

I feel like the Grammys and the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame are both completely useless to the concept of music. There does not need to be a governing body of rock and roll. There is nothing less rock and roll than a bunch of crabby old white people who don’t make music deciding what the most worthy music is. I wish…

Dr. Dre. He donated the “Dr. Dre building for Music and Stuff” at USC.