To me, she will always be Abby, the stepmom from Eight is Enough. It blew my mind to find out later in my life that she was actually a Broadway star. I frickin’ loved Eight is Enough.

I was at a regular party this summer, not even a wedding, just a reunion/barbecue type thing. Everything was fine, everyone was having a good enough time. I was sitting with two people who are meek but content like me, enjoying a conversation. Then the host of the party came over to us and insisted we go play lawn…

I had empathy from Filliam H. Muffman, but boo-hoo on motherhood being hard as a defense. It is hard for most everyone. I think she needs the prison time to reflect on how privelaged she is, she does not seem to get it.

I believe it was two guys. 

She did hard time being married to Tom Cruise and deserves that money.

My tween thinks the original Full House is so funny. And we only have one TV. So I have now seen the majority of the Full House episodes. I have grown to appreciate the relationship between Stephanie and Kimmy Gibbler.

I previously was on the fence, but I read that tweet, sighed, and said out loud to no one, “I hate him.”

In the industry, they are referred to as ‘roach coaches.’

Dale Sveum! He hit that homer on Easter Sunday and we all got free George Webb’s!

For reasons I no longer remember, I had a Dan Plesac jersey, number 37, when I was a tween in about 1987 or so. I may have had a crush on him? I always thought I was more of a B.J. Surhoff gal, but the jersey doesn’t lie. I had no idea he was still doing baseball. Good for him!

lol orange shitgibbon will not win Minnesota in 2020. I live in Omar’s district and happily voted for her. She is very popular, only the racists like Trump hate her, and they would hate her even if she wasn’t a politician just for being brown.

Not ever getting divorced, unless he decides to trade her in for a younger one. And I feel like he is done with that. She is way better financially off as the widow than the third ex-wife, and even if Trump lives into his 80s, that’s only a decade or so. She’s made it this far, no sense bailing out during the home…

Where are my Milwaukeeans? Did you ever go to Haunchyville? Way out in Muskego, in the woods, there is a village of dwarves, called the Haunchies. Legend has it that they were circus performers. Some tell it that they finally had enough and killed the ringmaster and hung him in the woods and then built their own…

I am assuming when she says “like five guys”, that is not the exact number, she is just saying she doesn’t sleep with a lot of guys. Like, under 10 guys lifetime total.

The one with the mom hair and pants? My first thought was that she spilled something on her blouse and had to borrow that top.

I feel like Cory was part of the Rachel and Puck clique too, but when Jo showed up Rachel and Jo were BFF and Cory was left out so she joined the other clique. Nice to see humans will always interact like middle schoolers, even in 1994.

I have first-hand experience that this is not always true. I have worked with Steve at least 3 times and he was always professional and pleasant to me and my colleagues. Not saying he wasn’t a dick to others, but that was very much not my experience. The three times took place from 2009- 2017. I will say that he is…

I am always very impressed by Pam. I wish Judd didn’t rub me the wrong way so much, but here he is doing it. There is no reason. He doesn’t say or do anything bad. In fact, he seems to be a good person, all around. And I detest Puck and always have. Why is it I can’t warm up to Judd? Part of it I think is that he…

Sting was her favorite. There were many literary references in his music, and she followed up on every one of them. She was so smart, and confident. Still is, if her facebook comments are any indication of her everyday demeanor. Damn I wish kids still read books.  

That all seems about right for the times. These books were unapologetically tacky and dirty. I still am hoping my grey hair will grow out in one long streak at my forehead, like the main character in “I’ll Take Manhattan”.