And it goes on and on for a month. It’s really something. Mother’s Day is on Sunday in the U.S., if you know any moms, give ‘em a fistbump, cuz it sucks a lot of the time.

Those pads are comically large. When the nurse brought those out to send home with me I seriously thought it was a joke, or I was on some hospital-themed reality show. And then I realized what they were for, and why they actually did need to be that big. The Horror. So yeah, no white dress up in here.

Agree so hard! 

I had been on the fence about Cardi B. After that response, I am now firmly in her camp. Godspeed, Cardi B.!

Chrissy Teigen is just so delightful. Every single time.

For whatever reason, the fact that Kim still referred to Sean Combs as “Puffy” made me burst into tears. I am so sad for their kids, she was a fantastic mother, and brought out the best in him too.

I can’t believe I have an opinion on this Kardashian nonsense, but this Tristan guy- he also has a kid with another woman, whom he dumped whilst she was 8 months pregnant, yes? So this talk about “I want my family back”- is he saying the family he wants back is the more famous one, consisting of Khloe and that…

I try to watch the late night shows- Colbert, Kimmel and Fallon- and always always always fall asleep during the commercials. It’s a real boner killer.

I am new to Netflix- we just got it this year for Christmas, don’t laugh at me, we were trying to limit screentime for the children but they are pre-teens now and driving us crazy about how they NEED to see Stranger Things when the rest of the school does. We have realized we are indeed the people that send their kids…

They should all be expelled, regardless if they knew about the interference of their parents or not. Life’s not fair kids! Sucks that you got caught up in this, but lots of people get embarrassed by their parents, take it up with them. 

And wasn’t there an older daughter there too? Why does she not get mentioned, she already had a whole year in at the school, right?

You should start a consulting firm for rich assholes to teach them how to best spend their money.

ugh I had a roommate that would always run crying to her professor whenever she was failing a class, which was often (this was a party state school in the middle of nowhere, said roommate was a bit of a dummy). She would spend more time figuring out her prof’s office hours and how to sway him/her to let her pass than…

I agree it was unnecessary, but in this case, I kind of love it? She needs to see that this is a very big deal. I am quite sure her defense will include “just got caught up in being the very best mom” and “look at how intense her arrest was poor Flicka is only guilty of wanting the best for her precious child!”

I am just kind of dumbfounded that she was not only arrested, but also arrested at gunpoint. I’ll bet she was scared shitless!

Can you imaging Aunt Becky at whatever b-list premiere she’s sashaying around at, bragging that her kids go to USC? And then the people at the thing have actually met her kids and they are laughing their asses off that Aunt Becky actually thinks people think her dumbass vapid daughters got in on their own? I mean, I…

What an embarrassing piece of shit. I am excited to watch all of these people go down.

Why don’t they just give the 6.5 million directly to the kid? Buy the kid a nice town home in Silver Lake or wherever it wants to live, hire a money manager to pay their living expenses from their trust and be done with it. Why waste a college’s time when the end result either way is that your kid just wants to sit on…

+1 Very Gross.

Seems like the only honest person in any of this actually might be Tristan. It’s as if they told him their grand plan, and he wasn’t really listening or paying attention to any of it and then he forgot what he was supposed to do so he just continued living his life. Dude seems pretty dim, I don’t know how they…