on no I hadn’t thought of that at all! Definite possibility.

Even though I know it’s all fake, thinking about Brad and Jen getting back together fills me with such wistfulness, as if my parents are getting back together. Also, this is a much more believable story somehow than the one about Gaga and BCoop. They have taken that whole thing way too far and now it’s just…

It’s crossed my mind that the lawyer is purposefully throwing the case because he knows he is guilty and he gets paid the same either way. He also represented noted wife killer Drew Peterson. He sucked at that too.

I unfortunately agree with you. One last f-you to his victims, taking the coward’s way out and never suffering consequences, never even being uncomfortable for a day in his wretched life.

Yes, and that lawyer also said ‘contrary to the song, Mr. Kelly doesn’t like to fly” in response to questioning about a flight risk. That really ground my gears, that this dick can make such a flippant remark in the face of such horrific allegations. 

She said she was 18!

At the very least, this is him admitting there is truth to the allegations. “I just look at legal” is not a normal thing to say for a 50 something year old man trying to distance himself from the belief that he likes to have group sex with very young girls. He is a delusional narcissist, and has now displayed that for…

I just love Amy Sedaris so much. The freedom with which she lives her fabulous life is admirable.

NO KIDDING! She always inserts herself into this stuff.

It really seems like Tristan lost interest in this play a long time ago. I would not be surprised if he was not even at the party they say this happened at. And nonetheless- everyone involved is too old for this situation. 

She can come sit by me.

I really want to take Jennifer Esposito out for cocktails, and the truth.

Even though I am a cynic who thinks all of this is fake, I agree with this take. At the very least, if this Christian guy was pretending to be her fiance, and she went around making goo goo eyes at BCoop like that, I can see why he would want to stop pretending to be her fiance. It’s a pride thing. But if it was real,…

It was so cute when Samuel L. Jackson told him the Knicks won too. Who of the young generation of Oscar participants is going to grow up to be cool like them?

I find it so charming that Spike Lee actually cares about winning or losing Oscars. He was delightful last evening. 

Thus, hell. I am not even religious, but I do believe in hell and that these people are going to there. Bill Cosby and his shitbag lawyers too.

“According to Greenberg, Kelly is not a flight risk because “Contrary to the song, Mr. Kelly doesn’t like to fly.”

Oh sure, she does sound like an asshole. But in this case, her assholeness wasn’t for nothing- if your job is to assist someone, you need to assist them. Not much help to give a salad without a fork. That dude failed at that. Sounds like she got pissed and reprimanded him. It’s how she chose to react. It’s not nice,…

I mean, it was his job to get her some food, it would follow that he should also bring her a fork. He fucked up a pretty basic task. Sure she could have told him it’s fine. Is that what Trump would have done? Let me know when she tells people she’s going to grab them by the pussy, then I will be outrages.

I had a boss who was the epitome of this. It was her management style, and she prided herself on treating all of her staff “like family”. She was also the absolute worst person I ever met. What made her the worst was that she was convinced that she was very caring and compassionnate and was obsessed with treating…