EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I don’t think this is hot at all. He is definately in a different place with his hotness now.

No, Calvin Harris has never been hot! This is new. And I am now onboard this cop-as-Miranda Lambert’s-husband thing. I suspect he always knew he was destined for more, and Miranda just might be his ticket!

ABSOLUTELY. Treating people “like family” means shitting all over them because you’re family and you have to love family unconditionally, right? How about treating people like professionals, and let us keep our family life private.

I worked at a theater when I had my baby. I could pretty much break to pump whenever I needed to. I worked with mostly men, only 1 or 2 even had kids, and those kids were grown up by this time. But here is what I noticed- I was pretty much left to myself at my job all day. But the minute I said “hey, I’m going to be…

Isn’t that all fake though? She broke up with the actor guy, and he immediately started publicly seeing someone else then presto! Gaga and her agent are now dating. See! She’s desirable even though the actor boyfriend dumped her! Seems pretty convenient, and an agent would know to play along and wouldn’t need a…

This is actually a very romantic plot by the two of them. Gaga can be adored by Bradley, her one true love, and Cooper can continue sucking up attention. How will they write out the characters of Irina and The Baby? That’s pretty inconvenient, but I’m sure he can work through it. They will be the next Brangelina, and…

It’s a match made in Ambitious Heaven. They can be a true Hollywood Power Couple. For awhile.

Awww man. It’s so cynical, but I def agree with you.

I also was wondering how much better an $80 bottle of rose tastes vs. the usual $20 crap I drink.

I believe Angelina and Mindy Cohn were childhood friends. 

Right! And like, why is she sad? Did she want to be the lucky one to carry face tattoo guy’s baby??? What exactly is she grieving here? Seems more like a funny thing?

Natalie from Facts of Life Mindy Cohen is godmother to some of Brangelina’s kids. Vince Vaughn is close party buddies with Peter Billingsly. I saw Neil Diamond and Phil Jackson hanging out at a concert at the Greek Theater once. I agree, the common denominator is that they are all very wealthy.

I mean. If this would have happened in a rural area, I wouldn’t question that there would have been a rope and bleach available, as those are things people could conceivably have in their pickup trucks in areas where you might need a rope to say, pull your buddy out of the swamp after he drove his pickup truck into…

That is just sad that he used the old ‘letters cut out of a magazine” trick. Why wouldn’t you throw the used, cut up magazine into any random recycling bin anywhere in all of the city of Chicago or elsewhere in Illinois? This has to be some kind of performance art.

Has that been proven yet? Because that is what I am expecting.

They go together like drunk and disorderly.

This letter sent to Empire just one week before. Has the FBI dusted that for prints? Because I am assuming that’s part of the ruse. 

This is chilling me to my core.

WOW WOW WOW. I don’t know why this was ripped from the archives, but what an amazing day for gossip.