When I first heard of this, I thought to myself “I thought she was with the 3rd Eye Blind guy. But then I realized that was Vanessa Carlton.

There is a lady at my gym who puts hers in the babysitting room and then reads magazines in the locker room for an hour. I approve.

She could also die on the operating table finally getting that knee surgery. This show will not last. Not necessarily because Rosanne is gone, but because all of the actors, save for Goodman and Metcalf, are not good at acting and have not been keeping up with acting classes since the 90s. Seriously, the worst actor on…

In November, Garrison Keillor will be playing a supper club in the St. Paul suburbs. The name of the club is “Crooners”. 2 shows, 90 people each, munching on prime rib and listening to his vocalizations. Seems more like public humiliation than “coming back”, but all narcissists really need is any kind of positive…

I have really come around to that too. I didn’t have much trouble quitting alcohol once I realized how good I felt without it. I still go to bars and stuff, but I bring a water bottle with me.

eh, I’d say Brangelina “made it”. They were together a long time before they imploded, and I think they still proved people wrong. 10 years or whatever is a long time even for normal people.

I recently gave up alcohol, due to some blood sugar issues (it happens when you get in your 40s, folks!) I drank my ass off in college, and when I was on the road with my band in my 20s. I slowed down after having kids, but I loved me a nice cocktail, expensive whiskey, and a summertime beer. I have none of it now,…

My tween watches tv shows on youtube. Garbage like Full House. I appreciate that she watches it with headphones and we don’t have to be bothered. She also watches clips of “Mean Girls” on Broadway and stuff like that. As for music, it doesn’t seem like the kids are into music at all. She is a theater kid, so she likes…

I have seen Cheap Trick 9 times without really trying and I don’t really even have much of an opinion on that band, other than liking the line “Mom and dad were rolling on the couch rolling numbers, rocking rolling got my Kiss records out” in “Surrender

I am a huge NextDoor hater, but damn if my bike didn’t get stolen from my garage last month and it was spotted less than 24 hours later and returned. I also have gotten rid of a lot of cumbersome baby gear through NextDoor, and then it’s fun seeing those people at  like, the grocery store and stuff. But that is it,…

His terrible karma caused this. He should apologize to everyone he comes into contact with, because there will be more where that came from.

Exactly! Ivanka can do bad all by herself. And isn’t she in her late ‘30s? Time to achieve something on your own, daddy’s girl. As if she is capable of that lol.

They did not take jabs at Ivanka to get to her father. Jabs were taken at Ivanka to specifically call her out for being complicit in her father’s disgusting behavior. It has less to do with him, more to do with her reaction. Talk about a snowflake.

That People cover is one for the ages. It really has it all.

Your Black Panther theory was my very first thought. 

Dammit, what a missed opportunity. I would have absolutely loved it if Donald Trump’s son-in-law Bingo would have to like, negotiate peace in Isreal or whatever.

Counterpoint: All the very valid reasons you have for hating him are all the reasons I am in love with him. 

I just read that on some random old college friend’s Facebook status. I hadn’t been able to put that feeling into words, and now it’s the only advice I give.

I feel like she would still give him another chance if he would shut the fuck up.

And I mean- she is literally a duchess. So yes, she is living an extraordinary life, very different from her family’s. It is “better”. Always watch out for the people that don’t clap for you.