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yet somehow they know it was definately a woman. The murdering cop’s piece of shit lawyer has been floating a theory in the press that she may or may not have had Ambien in her system. Based on zero facts.

This lawsuit is dumb, but I am totally okay with it. She is in her 100s and still doing feisty celebrity shit! Good for her, senior citizens have to make their own fun. Long may she live.

My kids want to see this movie so bad. Like, more than they want to see the other kids movies that are out. I keep waiting for them to forget they want to see it, like Boss Baby, but this seems to really have taken hold. It’s like Pixels all over again. I am this close to telling them they can watch Deadpool and

While that is true— why is he the only one with PTSD? these characters have been through a lot of bad shit, man.

Don’t mean to burst your bubble, but he has had a very troubled personal life. Rest in Peace.

Here in the twin cities, the murderous cop’s piece of shit lawyer is trying to float a theory that Justine had Ambien in her system. He is the only person to even mention the word Ambien. So, just know that there is still at least one shitbag out there who would like to prove she wasn’t as innocent as she seems.

Aww now I’m sad that Liev and Naomi broke up. His Twitter bio is perfect and I forgive him.

lol she flies coach and books her own travel online

I always knew the enemy of my enemy would be Delta Airlines.

She is not talented. Hardworking, probably, but truly talented people are few and far between and she is not one of them. That word gets thrown around way too much. But to be fair, America’s Home Videos is some funny shit. My 4 year old calls that “The Fall Down Show”.

I live in a neighborhood near there. Every dealing with the Minneapolis police I have had in 20 years has been unsatisfactory. My home has been burglarized twice in 12 years. Both times the police were arrogant, rude and blamed me, assuming I “didn’t lock the door” or “must have some enemies”. Even when five other

As always, I am thanking my lucky stars that there were far less cameras around when I was a teenager, circa 1988-1993, and any photos that remain are easily destroyed forever. And is that “I’m looking for a dime” line from that very profane Ying Yang Twins song I am sort of remembering from the club? I am never

I might think twice about bullying Jay Z and Beyonce’s kid.

That and— she was already putting it on her lips, which is what it is designed for? So was she like “only put this on your lips, in case it isn’t all natural and will cause you harm! Oh wait, it’s all natural! You can rub it on places that aren’t your lips even because it’s safe!” Because putting something on your

Modern Family does not belong in there. If they feel like they need to nominate a basic network comedy besides Blackish, I would prefer The Goldbergs. And I think the mom in the Goldbergs deserves awards.

I am now recalling that when she first started on Friends, at age 26 or whatever, the media called her a little chunky. I remember reading an article where she shamed herself and said things like “I’m Greek, I have a big ass, I can’t help it” and talked about scooping the insides out of bagels and just eating the

She is 5 years older than me, and I would absolutely love to have her body. I would have loved to have that body when I was 30. I am amazed by her.

I just fell down a rabbit hole of looking at photos of Jennifer Aniston’s supposed 50 pound weight gain. She still has muscle tone and a flat stomach and is 48 years old and beautiful, but nope she’s porking out because she eats too much because she is depressed. It is absolutely revolting how she is treated in the

Thanks for clarifying. At first I was like “I strongly disagree” and then I realized Anderson’s last name is also Cooper and then I was like “I concur.”

That is some good stuff. I would say “it won’t be long now until this nightmare presidential administration is over” but I have been saying that to no avail for 6 months.