this could have just been a space or fire code issue type thing. 100 people on one desk is not reasonable

Unfortunately, this Faustian fielding bargain means that he turns into Manny Mendoza at the plate.

This is like putting Usain Bolt in a greyhound race and then being like “well, it’s sort of an old greyhound”.

Maybe, but it’s still going to kick the living shit out of him.

The ball would never hit the catcher’s mitt.

If you replaced Matt Harvey with Jay Cutler would anyone notice?

That’s weird, Derrick Rose just tweeted Shady Acres Outpatient Rehabilitation Center followed by four knee brace emojis.

Well, WNBA voting is done by fan balloting. In addition to a mother and father, Schimmel has a sister, so that’s usually enough votes to push through.

There is light at the end of the tunnel. It is just a very long tunnel.

this guy. we remember this guy from other scams, yes?

I want to get inside Ellie from Brooklyn’s head. She’s got some hot existential takes - “the basis of our lives is our beliefs” and “People don’t live their lives on an ideological wavelength” - and decides, on September 12th, to call into Mike and the Mad Dog to share them.

In Bloomberg’s squeeze tests, hands did the job quicker, but the device was slightly more thorough.

They’re leaving out the part where Taz swung and missed, leaving him spinning. And spinning, and spinning...

“Hey man, don’t hog it all!”

Tony Romo sitting on the bench n full uniform is something he’s grown accustomed to.

[Tim Tebow hits a home run]

None of these actually counted because Danubio rage quit in the 81' minute.

I would have sworn he was taking performance diminishing drugs.

He is looking worse and worse :) I am waiting for him to peal off part of Kellyanne’s melt and paste it on to his own sloppy mug.

But while the book may be a three-hour read, it’s packed with concepts that will be discussed long after, including a list of “Questions to Ponder in the Shower” that reinforce the story’s purpose of highlighting the most important-yet most ignored-questions in the world.

I don’t really think Rondo should be taking shots at Ray Allen over his decision but mainly just because I don’t think he should ever be taking shots.