You say that like it would be better if they were pure British. 

“You sayin’ there’s a room available?”  - J. Tomsula

...and that man grew up to be former Ohio Governor and 2nd tier 2016 presidential candidate John Kasich.

Nah. Bye week. Perfect for him to heal up and try again.

“Don’t shit where you eat. Words to live by. They find you rummaging through their dumpsters, they’re not going to let you use the bathroom anymore. Find a dumpster on the next block, or better yet, a grocery store. Those best buy dates on the food are to product the manufacturers, not the customers, they’re still…

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

“Bear Weather” is winter. Bears sleep in the winter. Stop owning yourselves with “Bear Weather” you absolute stereotypes.

Dodged a bullet when I was 7 and came home from a trip to the store with my mom excited to show my dad a Mark Rypien jersey I bought with my birthday money. He asked why the hell I’d buy a Rypien jersey, I told him that they won the Super Bowl so they’re my favorite team and he explained that bandwagoning was dumb,…

He may have misunderstood what people were talking about when they said they were dealing with 30-50 feral hogs.

There’s no reason to go to Indianapolis since they closed Charles Mulligan’s.

But he’s got some talent. He’s got some athleticism

But if everyone is walking around you for 20 years telling you what a great guy you are and how great a job you are doing, you will never see your mistakes.

“Awww, that ain’t right. Those are American heroes. You just can’t go disrespecting them. Putting your bare feet...on their...*gulp* faces. Just your....naked toes on the lips and eyes....”

“You can’t fight in here! This is the [fighting tournament] room!”

A guy I used to know from Atlanta explained that to me a few years ago.  I then explained to him the virtues of holding onto a lead.

I can tell you how this is gonna play out now. He’s probably already back in Canada, so he’s out of their jurisdiction. And the Canadians won’t extradite one of their own. But Batman has no jurisdiction.

The stunning part about this revelation is that voters in every poll—even white voters—generally agree that the country is headed in the wrong direction.

Remember the kid who was breast fed up until becoming a teenager? Imagine him as an NFL owner!

And the head of the IFAF is, you guessed it, Frank Stallone.