That was the same approach to testing at Prime Prep as well.

That’s all folks, shut it down. Nothing is going to top this today.

“These people have awful names.”

But then the kid threw it back.

Can they go back to showing Strongman competitions over night again? And other weirdo sports. Those were the best days of ESPN.

Wait, Greg Oden has cartilage left in his body?

Never forget. I loved that Coughlin called a time out out of respect for Zorn’s dignity. (Like “hey buddy, alright, you showed your home crowd you’re still fighting.) And Zorn just goes for it. The name of this play might as well have been Resignation Letter Left.

You can almost feel the absence of melanin oozing from this article.

Why are you using the city’s computer to go on Deadspin?

Are you reverse aging? The gap between her age and your age should always be the same set number of years, and thus if she’s in your age range now, 1/2 your age + 8 will never be higher than Rhianna’s age in the future.

their high water mark was getting owned in humiliating fashion by the REFS

This is a cultural issue. Where young is from having multiple partners isn’t a big deal.

Are you sure you don’t work for Clickhole?

5 guys in a cramped condo is the name of The Bulls offense, coincidentally.

This is all a HUGE misunderstanding. Yannick Noah was saying he hates “mon fils,” not Monfils.

‘Cause he had one hand in her pocket, and the other one was depositing all of her money in a Swiss bank account.

So in a city of 8,406,000 people 100 people showed up. I would ignore them too.

No actual Goldman Sachs employees had anything to say for themselves at all. 

Wait, how did you just say Crowder?? Oh, Crow-dare???? Crow-dare?!?! It’s Crow-dah!!! Say it right!!

“Hell, I’ll train a buffalo to play football. Just let me sleep in the equipment shed and slaughter one to see me through the winter and we’ll get along just fine.”