Well, it was a super weak year for AL pitching, and Mussina probably should have won it, so hard to say it was Yankee biased. Looks like it was your typical old school sort by wins, 20-3 record type of year 

I work from home and generally wake up between 10 and noon because I am super lazy and incapable of getting out of bed without oversleeping my alarm by several hours, so don’t defame Gordon Gekko’s good name by assuming that all late lunchers are like him. Some of us just graduated from college and wanted to keep a…

Show us on the doll where Sam Hinkie touched you

96 rules include a short three point line. Good luck stopping the Warriors when every three is a corner three

Wrestlers often have super disordered eating in order to make weight. I’ve never heard the saying eat like a wrestler before, but it seems like it should mean the opposite of what’s intended

Took me quite a while to realize that was actually Irish and not a completely unintelligible accent

It’s cute that you think Bananas has a job

I forget where I read it or who came up with it, but someone came up with a proposal that instead of a complete 48 minute game, you play 46 minutes. Then whichever team gets to the current leading score plus 7 points wins. So for instance if the score is 100-99 when the clock hits 0:00, the target score is 107, and…

Hey now, they’re Canadian.

Yep, it’s interesting how this is framed. It would be just as easy to say, look at us, happier than Germany, the UK, Ireland, and France. I imagine if you tallied up the entire European Union and compared it to the US, we’d be roughly the same, which seems about right. Why should the US, a diverse country of 300+…

Hey asshole, don’t go ruining a good rant with facts

And I’m sure Bill Kazmaier would work cheap too. Bring him back

I’m very happy that she’s overcome her illness to become the most colorful pimp in all of St Louis

DannyReyes can fuck right off though, that’s as good a heart shape as you can expect your local teenagers to make for 8 bucks an hour

So the stock price is going to quadruple over the next five years?

The one where Jennifer Garner’s dad heartwarmingly applies for the same credit card his daughter shills for is great stuff. Who knew how touching airline miles are?

Yeah, that was directed at the author, not you. I just used your post as a jumping off point when I saw it already quoted

You would have been best served to leave out the Manson girls, they were in their 20s when they murdered multiple people. It is infantilizing to compare a couple of adults to 12 year old girls, and something that would never, ever be done a male serial killer in his early 20s.

I can see why Pop got tossed after that and-1 to make it 51-50

You all need to start including the actual GOAT pass in these Aaron Rodgers is ridiculous posts.