I wonder if there’s anyone out there who follows Rovell on Twitter unironically and not simply to laugh at him when he tweets something particularly stupid followed by dozens of replies mocking him.

This is pretty much exactly how I feel about a lot of this. Take Miley Cyrus for example. Is there anything she could do to go make go whoa at this point? Not really, right? But if she showed up one day as Hannah Montana again, now that would be subversive.

Yep, exactly. Although I don’t even bother going to 300, I stick with the two ESPNs on 24/25. Except for the occasional college football game in the fall, there’s just no reason to ever think hey, maybe I should check out FS1. Get it on channel 26 right next to the channels I watch every day and maybe I’ll flip past…

Yes, they are a delight.

Yeah, this is sacrilege

You’re just starting to worry about this? When was the last time you mourned the victims of Ghengis Khan?

Just from a pure statistics point of view, the denominator used in this infographic is horrible. 77% of all murder victims are men, so when you use total murders in the denominator, it’s already going to be hopelessly skewed towards women even if the actual rates of intimate partner violence is exactly the same. It…

Robert Sarver is a known cheap ass as the owner of the Suns who repeatedly sold off draft picks for cash during the heyday of the Nash era suns. Let’s hit the breaks on pushing the narrative of a rich guy wanting to live out his soccer fantasy when it’s entirely possible if not probable that he’s just in it for the…

I have an October birthday. I started kindergarten when I was four. I didn’t turn 21 until my senior year of college. I still had to send a bunch of forms home my first semester to have my parents sign because they legally couldn’t let 17 year olds sign releases for things like intramural sports. Fun times.

I second this, a weekly wtf is Mike Carey talking about feature would be excellent. It is just total confusion every time they cut to him in the studio. He is a distant third on the referee adviser rankings, with Mike Pereira >>>> Gerry Austin >>>>.......>>>>> Mike Carey. I just wish they could somehow get Carl…

Lawyer is Latin for liar.

I don’t have anything to say that can make this better. They should have picked up the flag on this play just because it’s a crime against humanity that this wasn’t worth 6 points.

You are definitely qualified to comment on any Jezebel article about a scientific study they don’t like the results of.

It’s the whole basis of men’s sports. If women’s sports were based only on who won the genetic lottery, it wouldn’t exist given that their entire gender has already lost. So for a women’s division to exist at all, there needs to be some way to define who is a man and who is a woman.

Appliance delivery drivers, being disproportionately male, already enjoy the benefits of society’s wage gap. Tip them nothing, and sleep easy at night, knowing you’ve made a difference.

Now I want to see the making of the fight scene in Dorne.

Mempis will never not make me smile

One day on a big league roster already gets you lifetime health care. 43 days on a roster gets you a pension. So good job to the NBAPA for catching up, I guess.

I came down with what was the start of a ~48 hour long 103 degree fever right after dinner of my prom night, so I’ll just pretend that it probably would have happened if not for outside events. The fact that I didn’t go to my junior prom and went to a minor league arena football game, the invitation to which included…

I would say that arguing that women’s tennis is better than the men’s is far wronger than anything Andy Benoit tweeted. Women are simply slower and smaller than men. If someone only thinks that watching the top few hundred best athletes in a given sport is worth their time, then women’s sports are a complete waste of…