Do you really think 1 in 100 people are billionaires?

I remember Gateway and Microsoft had a contest for Midtown Madness 2 where you’d go into a Gateway store and compete in a race, with top times winning a bunch of gift certificates. 15 year old me trained so hard for that, I spent hours getting my racing line down perfectly. Then, when I finally went to the store to…

If the rest of the restaurant splits the tip pool evenly, the servers can’t make the same amount of money they were previously unless the restaurant increases their payroll. Either that, or the servers were getting so few tips that they weren’t making more than the hourly employees anyways. It’s just basic math and…

Kwanzaa cake is good, but it’s no Lemonade/Vodka/Heavy Cream

If you’re writing a take down piece by the cunt punt girl, I think she wins.

He needs Verne back, there was zero chemistry with him and Nantz/Hill. His schtick doesn’t work when the only thing he has to work with is Grant Hill earnestly calling him coach at the end of every single sentence.

You write for Deadspin, sleep in Drew

1:25 is the highlight, definitely an audible half shout/half groan when it happened

I thought the in thing was kale smoothies made in a 500 dollar vitamix these days, is that over?

Internet pornography and masturbation is a very stress free way to go through life

The goalkeeper was up field though, so that last defender still only made one player, not two. If that had happened on the other side of the field, it would have been the correct call.

I will not stand for this slander of Giorgio and his perfect mane

Brave New World always did seem like more fun

I was at a game earlier this year where the goalie used black tape on the knob of an otherwise white stick, and there were multiple times from the other end of the ice where it ended up fooling me into thinking that there was a goal. I can believe that rationale.

This goal was so good, ESPN broke into their bowl game last night to show it. When was the last time that happened with a hockey highlight?

Why do I care about whether or not a site is biased? If I overprojected every single player by a thousand points, but exactly one thousand points, I'd have the greatest fantasy football predictions of all time, they'd just be 1000 +/- 0.00. Since it seems like the worst guys are +/- 0.26, and the best guys are +/-…

He hired the only guy ranked below him on the first chart as his DC. That'll do it

Yep, Drew has a case of the olds. Jock straps, cups, how quaint. Good story old man.

Yeah, that was a completely standard free throw that hit front rim and didn't get the roll. You don't shoot a soft high arcing shot when trying to miss

Minus the forward pass, this worked pretty well