BirdyNamNam
BirdyNamNam
BirdyNamNam

he does, however, live in a Tudor house - one in the front, one in the back.

Despite all my rage I’m still just a child in a cage. +1 Smashed pumpkin for you

“Hmmm. Misusing ICE is the only way I can get a boner.”

A deuce is a deuce

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

He didn’t slam into you, he didn’t bump you, he didn’t nudge you. He rubbed you, and rubbin’ son, is racing.

An eyewitness to the incident, recalled Davis - when interrogated by the police - responded:

Helicopters don’t kill people, people riding in helicopters kills people. It seems pretty clear to me that the only solution to this is to put helicopters in every square mile in the US so that if a helicopter starts to fail another helicopter can swoop in to save the day.

Don’t take this the wrong way, but your wife sounds difficult.

Similar to the bloody nose I got while trying to bring all of the groceries in from the car in one trip.

“I’m a conservative today not because I was born one, but because of the experience I earned as a Marine in combat, my experience as a husband and father, my choice to be a Christian, the schools I chose to attend and the decision to pursue the career that I have”

“There were good people on both sides of the abuse.”

As an American, I hope I can help vote him out of office. I’m sure he wishes me to be successful with that.

Being a white guy helps too.

I don’t equate braided belts with douches. I equate them with dorks, slobs, and old people.

“- Safety - If you read travel blogs, most crimes that happen to tourists are crimes of theft, usually in the form of pickpockets, who are criminals of opportunity. If you look like a tourist, you will more likely be targeted, than if you look like someone on business. A good sports coat, helps one blend in,

I laughed way too hard at your bibliography.

1. Cut all the brownies and place them on a plate.

It may not have died, but it is definitely drunk as fuck somewhere!