Dude needs to rethink his life.

Plaintiff “George St. George”

I start at the bottom because I don’t want the wire running from the AC outlet to the top of the tree instead of the bottom.

Professor X didn’t appear, but yeah, sent them from a shopping center to Rockefeller Center without their memories of the fight. Lobdell did hint that Santa’s the “world’s most powerful mutant,” but hey, Cerebro’s been wrong before.

Yep, you’re right. He teleported the X-Men away from the fight, right? And basically Professor X is like, “Damn, fam, that’s tight.”

Technically, *pushes glasses up nose, gets shoved in locker* Santa single-handedly beat a line-up of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants without breaking a sweat.

They actually thought the line “and there won’t be snow in Africa this Christmas” was acceptable. There won’t be fucking snow in Florida this Christmas either, so fucking what??

Exactly. The first time my gf started wrapping a Christmas tree from the bottom I just stared at her (but didn’t try to correct her because I am a SANE HUMAN BEING). I later realized that several of my friends start from the bottom too. It’s nuts!

Since we’re talking about Godzilla and Santa, it’s worth noting that, in the Marvel Comics Universe, Santa is a near all-powerful mutant who defeated the entire X-Men nearly instantaneously. He’s like a class 5 mutant who lives forever and can change his mass and conjure snowballs and shit.

I start at the bottom because I don’t want the wire running from the AC outlet to the top of the tree instead of the bottom. That looks fucking stupid, and it leaves you with less string to work with.

What is the minimum Santa-related power he’d need to stand a chance against Gozilla? If you factor in that he, in theory, travels at approximately the speed of light (or can do some sort of wormhole shit), can manipulate his own matter to fit down chimneys (and may potentially be fireproof) and has a magic infinity…

They’re still trying to figure out where East and West Korea went.

When asked about East Korea, Haley said it’s a nation that’s being recognized more and more.

“Obama destroyed the sky! Terrible color, very ugly, “poor taste.” From this day forward the sky will be gold.”

As an Alabamian let me just say fuck this shithole state and the vast majority of the people in it. I’ve been campaigning my ass off for Doug Jones for months, and that experience has led me to two things: A) He’s going to lose and it won’t even be close, and B) even if by some miracle he pulls this off it’s…

Respectfully, why? You’re surrounded by hillbilly mouthbreathers who think Trump is Jesus and are angry that black people exist in a way that is not implicitly subservient to white people, and they’re making all your laws.

We lost nearly all of the 5 yr olds in the village, that winter of The Incident

I wish my dad had been told there was a trick for this. Could have saved me a lot of surgeries.

Somewhere in alabama roy moore both messed his pants AND declared this video some sort of commie, illegal immigrant witchcraft.

Oh trust me, this is just as embarrassing for me as it is for you.