Glad you’re here to comment about things the author certainly has never considered.

Simpler, less-complicated lives come in all forms for all sorts of people. For some it’s having a house but throwing out junk they’ve been hoarding. For others it’s changing jobs to one that has them dealing with less assholes even though the pay is less.

It was square cut cheese pizza and a side of canned corn for me.

if you have to say “i consider myself young and hip...” bruh...I’ve got some news for you...

I spent most my life in Alabama, most recently north Alabama. The Tennessee Valley. Beautiful area. Went back a few weeks ago for a wedding and to visit family & friends. Although it was the summer and the humidity was oppressive, the marked slowness in lifestyle compared to where I currently live (Denver) was nice.…

Sims as miserable freelancers, you say? What, did they, too, buy Anthem?

This is a bad apologist take for the Catholic Church.

“Rahool decrypts an Edge Transit for him.”

Ugh. You’re not the first to feel that way about Octopath. I, too, wanted to love it. I was hoping for something approaching Baldur’s Gate/Icewind Dale. I’ll still pick it up and play it if I’ve got the mind to/am motivated, but the repetitiveness blows.

Sam. Bro. It’s 2018. If you haven’t figured out the open-in-new-tab thing yet you should just go be a park ranger for the rest of your life.

kevin tries to use expired coupons at tellini’s.

kevin still goes to NKOTB concerts.

kevin eats pizza with a fork.

Take these 5 episodes of House Hunters and call me in the morning.

+1 Keebler Elf watching from behind the drapes.

Unlawful discharge of a loaded asshole.

Yo, in America that’s what we call tradin’ a little paint, son.

Glad this still shows its face every now and again.

Came for this. Was not disappoint.

I always thought Clint and Natasha were on par with hand to hand combat styles? Just one of them preferred range and the other up close and personal.