Then how do you account for The Hulk?

Shit, man. The claw game at my supermarket only gives out stuffed animals. Lame.

Well considering the evangelicals voted for Trump, then, yes, as a whole they are total scumbags.

This. Anyone who thinks _this_ was the only way CHIP was to be funded is braindead. The Dems choked and instead of letting the GOP take the heat for the shutdown they swallowed the narrative hook, line, and sinker and just. fucking. caved.

Yo, the correct hill to die on is that-a-way.

A braided belt is the mom jeans of belts. Whenever I see a man wearing a braided belt I see a man who has just completely given up.

And it’s not as though cops and soldiers would be less shitty if the Punisher didn’t exist.

Jeezus fkn christ, I would have lost my shit if I overheard a parent making those kinds of comments about a child’s weight.

This guy sounds like a real piece of shit.

Well, I am working under the supposition the jolly fat man has solved the nasty radiation problem.

Because if Drew wants to teach his kids about the “true meaning of Christmas” he wouldn’t just shove them in a pew one night a year. Christmas is the celebration of the birth of Christ. But it’s not like Jesus was some dipshit who happened to be born on some special day; he lived a life to be learned from. He taught…

I’m going to throw my hat in the ring for Brian Setzer Orchestra “Dig That Crazy Christmas” for a good take on original secular Christmas songs. Some are covers, yes, but I find that Brian Setzer and, to an extent, the Rev. Horton Heat, are underrated in the genre of original secular Christmas music.

I mean, if the goal is to look like a jabroni in front of all your friends, then, sure.

This is the correct take. I think I figured out what end to start with - from the TOP - when I was 8. The fact that Drew is more than forty years on this planet and has yet to figure this out is discouraging.

“Wonderful Christmastime” sounds like something a 4th grade me would write when assigned to write a Christmas song for class.

You’re very nearly there. The problem, as your calculations imply, is the amount of time Ol’ St. Nick has to travel to each of the locations. Time travel is also out of the question due to the paradoxes involved.

This is a good take and I have expressed your last sentence more than once to my friends.

Look, you’re not wrong, per se. But why would I want to stay in a state where the fight for social programs, reproductive rights, gender rights, rational energy and environmental policies, etc., still have yet to be fought when I can pick right up and move my family to a state that’s already figured that shit out?

That’s a deep cut.

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