GOOOOOOOD.......GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD....

NO!

1. My mom theorizes that the Property Brothers are fraternal twins who both got a little bit of plastic surgery to try and pass as identical

2. HGTV’s entire programming philosophy is home renovation + hosts who are slightly “off” in how they interact with one another so the viewer can speculate wildly about their…

I’ve never understood the premise of the shirts they sell. I go to the store and find shirts that fit me that don’t have long tails.

Fox is like the hood over my stove. It’s constantly covered in this thin film of tacky, disgusting grease and when you touch it by mistake you recoil.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

No offense, but this seems really shady compared to other reputable options that are out there. Just google “Best VPN” and you’ll quickly find many options that have both free and inexpensive tiers of usage. Please remember that the entire point of VPN’ing your connection to hide data from ISP’s isn’t to route that…

When will white people address their culture of violence?

What is the point of having this idiotic requirement? It’s a stupid fucking rule.

The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.

Actually it is from an article written about him over 20 years ago. It is hilarious. Let me find a link: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2017/01/06/a-short-fingered-history-of-donald-trumps-feud-with-graydon-carter/?utm_term=.d805a17fc098

When Spy magazine in the 1990s tagged him as a “short-fingered vulgarian,” it was a shot at his cheapness. Somewhere along the way the meme changed to “tiny hands/small dick,” but I’m not sure exactly when or by what means.

Right? Rubio did imply that Trump has a small penis as well but this trait doesn’t get much attention from cartoonists for some reason.

I’d tell you what I’d be moving up from the store brand mustard.

New York City is also projecting that there will be 300,000 fewer tourists. Because people are hearing stories of CBP treating people like shit and deciding that it’s just not worth the risks. And the idea of forcing people to hand over passwords is terrifying for the business crowd, so business travel should be down…

There is no excuse when something like this is so preventable...

You misquoted the first guy, he said “Yo, let me move my car”. When there’s a yo involved you never leave it out.

each and every one of them is a cry for help.

I think it was that VTEC kicked in.

Clearly one of the tires was slightly under-inflated.